Loved it man. I bet your dog looked at you afterwards, with a stare that said. (In Dog words)
What the hell was that thing?
It sure as hell wasn't like any cat I have every seen. I think the little shite wanted to eat me. I am going to have nightmares all week now thanks.
Quit laughing at me Boss. I saw you hauling arse away for that monster too. I don't want to see any more of those, OK.
Warn me next time boss, that was not funny. I am going to chew one of your slippers or something for putting me though that nightmare, I swear.