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re: Best non-gun weapon for home defense?
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:28 pm to Julienas
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:28 pm to Julienas
For some reason the LARPer in livingston parish who had a meth head break into his trailer comes to mind.
Guy broke in and had a bat, LARPer had fantasy weapons ALL over the house.
Meth head was airmedded out with a spear stuck in him if I remember right.
Guy broke in and had a bat, LARPer had fantasy weapons ALL over the house.
Meth head was airmedded out with a spear stuck in him if I remember right.
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:41 pm to Julienas
Expandable steel baton ftw
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:43 pm to Julienas
Taser, bat, kitchen knife, teeth...
Posted on 10/8/15 at 5:21 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
throw your tampons at the intruder.
This might be one of the best responses in the history of the intranets.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 7:26 pm to Julienas
quote:
Best non-gun weapon for home defense?
A crossbow works for Daryl. Proper training is important.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 7:43 pm to Clockwatcher68
Chainsaw with old school goalie mask.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:47 pm to Chad504boy
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throw your tampons at the intruder.
quote:
OP is a woman? I feel bad about my comment now.
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:06 am to Broke
quote:Thats sad
P.S. I can't imagine life without a home defense pistol/shottie/rifle
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:15 am to SneakyWaff1es
Wasp spray is legit ! It also shoots farther than pepper spray and I believe you have to go to the hospital to get it flushed out. It will straight up blind somebody. Take a little and put it on your hand and leave there it burns like hell imagine that in your eyes.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:17 am to Julienas
German Shepard
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:48 am to X123F45
quote:
For some reason the LARPer in livingston parish who had a meth head break into his trailer comes to mind.
Guy broke in and had a bat, LARPer had fantasy weapons ALL over the house.
Meth head was airmedded out with a spear stuck in him if I remember right.
Posted on 10/9/15 at 11:15 am to Julienas
Lightsaber?
Posted on 10/9/15 at 3:50 pm to Julienas
wasp spray
Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:05 pm to doublecutter
Thank you! I had to drive alone to the airport in the middle of the night and I haven't got a permit, so I grabbed a can of wasp spray. I figured it's not illegal so I've got some protection but won't go to prison if I'm stopped for speeding or something. My husband gave me such a hard time about it, like it was the dumbest idea ever. I can't wait to tell him truckers do it too!
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:37 pm to Ace Midnight
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If you don't want to defend with lethal force, then I recommend you just prepare to cooperate. You can try tasers and whatnot, but you don't want to bring a taser, baton, golf club, baseball bat, etc., to a gun fight.
That's a high risk/low reward proposition.
This. All of this.
Out gunned = Out manned. Situation dependent, you never want to fight someone who you know would kick your arse, guaranteed, right?
ETA: No problem saying I've lost more fights than I've won, usually getting into stupid shite. But the life or death of me and my family, I pick life. Prepare accordingly.
This post was edited on 10/9/15 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 10/10/15 at 11:37 am to Julienas
If you are worried about ease of access then purchase a handgun safe. I have a pair and mounted them vertically to my bedframe under the bed skirt. Keep my kids out. Don't notice them either.
Posted on 10/11/15 at 12:40 am to Julienas
Cane Corso Mastiff 
Posted on 10/11/15 at 10:33 am to Julienas
Wow I think you're on the wrong board man. This boards for guys who pee standing up, and not sitting.
I think you're on the wrong board man. This boards for guys who pee standing up, and not sitting. 
Posted on 10/11/15 at 1:31 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
throw your tampons at the intruder.
Or
Posted on 10/11/15 at 3:10 pm to Passing Wind
If he don't feel comfortable with a gun in the house, it's probably a good idea to not get one.
BUT op needs to research good handgun safes before dismissing the idea.
BUT op needs to research good handgun safes before dismissing the idea.
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