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A deer stand hazard LOL
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:10 am
The guy who works on my cars was in his deer stand and he needed to take a leak. He didn't want to take a leak in his deer stand, so he decided to use an empty Doctor Pepper bottle that was in the stand. He put the tip right next to the opening for accuracy, then felt a terrible burning. A red wasp was in the bottle and apparently wasn't very happy.
He said (and I'm not sure if serious or not) that his wife made sure she had sex with him Sunday night.
He said (and I'm not sure if serious or not) that his wife made sure she had sex with him Sunday night.
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Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:11 am to chinhoyang
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He said (and I'm not sure if serious or not) that his wife made sure she had sex with him Sunday night.
dude peed in an uncapped bottle on floor... of course there's a wasp in that shite.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:12 am to chinhoyang
Just the tip might do the trick...
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:13 am to chinhoyang
Same scenario happened to me on my upper lip as a kid as I tried to take a drink from a coke can. I can vouch it's totally plausible.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 11:29 am to chinhoyang
Nothing like pissing in a bottle and underestimating your urine output only to have pressurized piss spew on you when you look away for a brief second 
Posted on 12/9/15 at 12:26 pm to ForeverLSU02
Wetting thier wings with anything suffocates them. I got into a stand last year that had a ladder and a hinged door in the floor. I had a spray bottle of scent killer and douced about 20 of them and stomped them on the floor
Posted on 12/9/15 at 12:32 pm to knuckleballer
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Wetting thier wings with anything suffocates them.
Not trying to be a smart A but what do they do when it rains?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 12:32 pm to chinhoyang
I always open the door and piss out the stand while singing TLC's "Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls"
Posted on 12/9/15 at 12:44 pm to chinhoyang
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He said (and I'm not sure if serious or not) that his wife made sure she had sex with him Sunday night
Hope he stuck it in her arse.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:00 pm to Clyde Tipton
Same happened to me with a coke can and a yellow jacket. Swole my lip all up.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:07 pm to Clames
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Hope he stuck it in her arse.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:22 pm to chinhoyang
One of those got me three times on the leg last summer. I was washing the cars, and my daughter was helping me. I was just barefoot and wearing some gym shorts. Felt something get the inside of my knee. Swatted at it and kept washing the car. About 20 seconds later, it got me twice more. It was a nasty series of stings and swoll up and burned. The burning sensation lasted for hours. I can't even imagine on the tip.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 1:38 pm to chinhoyang
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He said (and I'm not sure if serious or not) that his wife made sure she had sex with him Sunday night.
I just captured a wasp and let it sting me. I showed my wife the after effects, but didn't tell her about the wasp. Thanks, now she wants me to get an STD test.
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