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Posted on 6/25/10 at 9:34 pm
Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 6/25/10 at 9:34 pm
BP hired Boudreaux and Pierre to help clean pelicans...after skinning 23 of them they got fired!
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 6/25/10 at 9:35 pm to
Where's the joke?
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30161 posts
Posted on 6/25/10 at 9:47 pm to
Woulda been funnier ( ) if it were dolphins.
Posted by Funreaux
United States
Member since Jun 2007
7361 posts
Posted on 6/25/10 at 10:11 pm to
It's all in the delivery: try the joke like this.

British Petroleum announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup. Thibodeaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could....So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice.

Posted by Drummin Fool
Yo momma knows where I'm at!
Member since Jun 2010
1099 posts
Posted on 6/25/10 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

British Petroleum announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup. Thibodeaux, Boudreaux and Fontenot were told to clean as many brown pelicans as they could....So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice.


Nice delivery.
Posted by omegaman66
greenwell springs
Member since Oct 2007
22770 posts
Posted on 6/26/10 at 12:21 am to
Some people just can't tell a joke. Serioualy that is the funniest shite I have heard in a while.
Posted by Oyster
North Shore
Member since Feb 2009
10224 posts
Posted on 6/26/10 at 8:55 am to
Pelicans are pretty tasty. They taste alot like spotted owl or bald eagle.
Posted by Bayou
CenLA
Member since Feb 2005
36773 posts
Posted on 6/26/10 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by lpotterusa
Franklin, LA
Member since Mar 2006
456 posts
Posted on 6/27/10 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

British Petroleum announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the cleanup.


Has not been British Petroleum in 10 years.
Its BP.
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
72867 posts
Posted on 6/27/10 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

lpotterusa


It's called a sense of humor. Find one.
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