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Your Farts Can Prevent Cancer And Are Good For People Around You.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:10 pm
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:10 pm
quote:My brother wasn't a dick. He was saving my life.
This may sound hard to believe, but according to new research, your farts may be very practical – not just for you, but for people around you.
New research from the UK reveals that farts can fight cancer and other deadly diseases and illnesses, reports The Mirror.
The study, which was conducted by researchers at Exeter University in England, concluded that one should not retain their farts. On the contrary, it is healthy for you, and even those around you, if you release them.
Human gases contains hydrogen sulphide which in very large doses may be toxic. But according to this new research, the hydrogen sulfide contained in a fart is fine since it is in smaller doses. And as it turns out, these small doses can help prevent cancer, dementia, stroke and heart attacks, reports The Mirror.
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Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:11 pm to blueboy
Then I'm a solid bet to live past 100
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:19 pm to blueboy
quote:
My brother wasn't a dick. He was saving my life.
Yeah. I should be pretty good on head cancer.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:20 pm to blueboy
So I guess beans ARE the magical fruit...
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:22 pm to blueboy
My wife is going to be soooooooo impressed with what I learned on the OT tonight.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to fr33manator
Well hell, the wife will never have cancer.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to blueboy
And people laughed at Walt for keeping his ex wife's farts in jars.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to blueboy
If that's the case then my coworkers in the cubicles around me could live to be the oldest humans ever.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:58 pm to shutterspeed
quote:Brother. Is that you?
Yeah. I should be pretty good on head cancer.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:01 pm to blueboy
I had home some sautéed spinach with whole garlic cloves Saturday night.
My farts later were preventing cancer in a 10 mile radius.
My farts later were preventing cancer in a 10 mile radius.
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:28 pm to blueboy
I just sent this link to my brothers, friends, wife and dad with the caption "you're welcome"
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