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Your Farts Can Prevent Cancer And Are Good For People Around You.

Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:10 pm
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56189 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:10 pm
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This may sound hard to believe, but according to new research, your farts may be very practical – not just for you, but for people around you.

New research from the UK reveals that farts can fight cancer and other deadly diseases and illnesses, reports The Mirror.

The study, which was conducted by researchers at Exeter University in England, concluded that one should not retain their farts. On the contrary, it is healthy for you, and even those around you, if you release them.

Human gases contains hydrogen sulphide which in very large doses may be toxic. But according to this new research, the hydrogen sulfide contained in a fart is fine since it is in smaller doses. And as it turns out, these small doses can help prevent cancer, dementia, stroke and heart attacks, reports The Mirror.
My brother wasn't a dick. He was saving my life.

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Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:11 pm to
Then I'm a solid bet to live past 100
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63140 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

My brother wasn't a dick. He was saving my life.



Yeah. I should be pretty good on head cancer.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123805 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:20 pm to
So I guess beans ARE the magical fruit...
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15346 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:22 pm to
My wife is going to be soooooooo impressed with what I learned on the OT tonight.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to
Well hell, the wife will never have cancer.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
163989 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to
And people laughed at Walt for keeping his ex wife's farts in jars.
Posted by 90proofprofessional
Member since Mar 2004
24445 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to
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Exeter

hehe
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:23 pm to
If that's the case then my coworkers in the cubicles around me could live to be the oldest humans ever.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56189 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Yeah. I should be pretty good on head cancer.
Brother. Is that you?
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47117 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:01 pm to
I had home some sautéed spinach with whole garlic cloves Saturday night.

My farts later were preventing cancer in a 10 mile radius.
Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13542 posts
Posted on 1/20/16 at 10:28 pm to
I just sent this link to my brothers, friends, wife and dad with the caption "you're welcome"
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