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You Can Sell Your Poop For $13,000 a Year
Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:23 pm
Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:23 pm
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Money definitely doesn’t grow on trees, but it might be growing in your bowels. If you’re really healthy, you can sell your poop to sick people who need it for as much as $13,000 a year.
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They’ll pay you $40 per sample, plus an extra $50 if you come in 5 days a week (the donations have to be made on-site.) The only thing is, you have to be super-healthy: only about 4% of prospective donors make the cut.
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Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:23 pm to stout
Nice assinclass thread
Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:24 pm to Bama and Beer
Yea it does seem like his type of thread
Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:31 pm to stout
Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:38 pm to Bama and Beer
While he does make tons of shitty threads, most have a racial component to them.
Posted on 1/31/15 at 4:45 pm to stout
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Open Biome gives their anonymous donors names like Vladimir Pootin, Albutt Einstein, and Dumpledore, to help make the poop-handling thing go a little more smoothly, according to a New Yorker piece on the poop-donation industry. So who knows? Maybe you could be the next Rumpoostiltskin.
Posted on 1/31/15 at 5:16 pm to hi2ulol
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Rumpoostoolskin
FIFT
Posted on 1/31/15 at 5:18 pm to stout
This thread sinks.
Posted on 1/31/15 at 5:25 pm to Bmath
Posted on 1/31/15 at 7:11 pm to Thurber
This thread went to shite in a hurry
Posted on 1/31/15 at 7:28 pm to stout
Totally new meaning to eat shite.
Posted on 1/31/15 at 8:55 pm to stout
I'm healthy as an ox. Where do I sign up?
Posted on 1/31/15 at 9:10 pm to stout
And I thought my job was shitty. Imagine working for them
Posted on 1/31/15 at 9:39 pm to OchoGregO
In the future, once doctors and general medical practice get more aligned with our ailments and treating root causes and not symptoms (holistic approach), we will be more readily and easily diagnosed by our feces than we will be blood samples. Our digestive systems tell us quite a bit about the inner workings of our bodies. In the immortal words of the Internet, Prepare Thy Anus.
Posted on 1/31/15 at 9:44 pm to stout
This thread sucks, stout
Posted on 1/31/15 at 9:46 pm to Paige
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his thread sucks, stout
Stick it in parking lot with a stranger and name it Paige.
Posted on 1/31/15 at 9:48 pm to stout
good onePosted on 1/31/15 at 9:54 pm to stout
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We can only work with donors who work or live near Medford, Massachusetts.
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