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Yo mamma is so fat...

Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:38 pm
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3459 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:38 pm
...that when she goes to the beach and swims out past the buoys, people mistake her for an island.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28594 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:39 pm to
BOOOOOOOO
Posted by Kel Varnsen
Member since May 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:40 pm to
God that's just fricking awful

Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:40 pm to
yo mamma so fat, when she jumps into the air she gets stuck.
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:41 pm to
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69243 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:44 pm to
Yo mama so fat her memory foam forgot.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124213 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:44 pm to
OH shite


That was pretty good man
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124213 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:44 pm to
Do you have any more yo momma jokes?
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:45 pm to
your momma's so fat she wears pillow cases for socks,
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:49 pm to
Yo mamma's so black. She was counted absent at night school.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20181 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:55 pm to
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:56 pm to
Your mother is so obese that she has severe diabetes and may have to have her foot amputated.

BURN
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33442 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

Yo mamma is so fat...


Her blood type is "Ragu"
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20181 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:57 pm to
Posted by Johnny3tears
Somewhere in La
Member since Jan 2012
2814 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:58 pm to
Your mama is so fat, frick it I don't care I had sex.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
20181 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:58 pm to
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 2/26/16 at 11:59 pm to
quote:


...that when she goes to the beach and swims out past the buoys, people mistake her for an island.

Why would you start this thread?
Posted by Street Hawk
Member since Nov 2014
3459 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:04 am to
quote:

Do you have any more yo momma jokes?

Yo mamma so fat...her driver's license picture is a Google Earth satellite image.
Posted by Franticlethargy
I'm always lurking...
Member since Aug 2014
304 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:06 am to
She wore a Malcom X jacket and people tried to land helecopters on her back
Posted by Franticlethargy
I'm always lurking...
Member since Aug 2014
304 posts
Posted on 2/27/16 at 12:11 am to
as a kid her g string was your kite
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