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WWYD If you stole $100M from your employer
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:16 am
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:16 am
A major European conglomerate says one of its employees in South Korea has gone missing -- along with $100 million.
Power and robotics firm ABB (ABB) announced Wednesday that it has "uncovered a sophisticated criminal scheme" at its South Korean unit. It only noticed the huge sums had been stolen after the employee of the subsidiary disappeared about two weeks ago.
Article on Money
Power and robotics firm ABB (ABB) announced Wednesday that it has "uncovered a sophisticated criminal scheme" at its South Korean unit. It only noticed the huge sums had been stolen after the employee of the subsidiary disappeared about two weeks ago.
Article on Money
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 3:01 pm
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Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:17 am to Tigeralum2008
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WYD If you stole $100M from your employer
Go missing.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:18 am to Tigeralum2008
quote:
WYD If you stole $100M
quote:
go missing
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:18 am to Tigeralum2008
I hope someone says "two chicks at the same time", that's always hilarious.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:18 am to OysterPoBoy
Buy $100 mil in lottery tickets and quadruple my investment.
j/k never be heard from again.
j/k never be heard from again.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:18 am to Tigeralum2008
Find a country they have terrible relations with and will not extradite me
Step 2 is hookers and blow until my heart explodes
Step 2 is hookers and blow until my heart explodes
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:18 am to OysterPoBoy
I'd probably put in my 2 week notice
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:18 am to LucasP
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I hope someone says "hookers and blow", that's always hilarious.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:19 am to Tigeralum2008
2 hookers at the same time with blow
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:19 am to OysterPoBoy
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Go missing.
No shite but how would you "stay" missing?
I'd probably buy some high quality forged passports and other docs with different names and never live in the same spot for more than 1 year unless it was especially rural.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:20 am to OysterPoBoy
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Go missing.
this, but it would be damn difficult to stay off the grid with that kind of dough to sling. Sooner or later you are going to get caught and brought in probably by private investigators/bounty hunters hired by the company's insurer.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:21 am to Tigeralum2008
If you steal 100 dollars, you can just disappear but if you steal 100 million, they will find you unless they think you're already dead!
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:22 am to Tigeralum2008
no way, high tech crime in Asia.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:25 am to Tigeralum2008
Definitely have to fake my death somehow. Fiery car crash maybe. Would also need a way to change my name at that point and start over somewhere else. Move somewhere like Thailand to start over. It's beautiful, and just sketchy enough that I bet I could accomplish this with 100M.
Oh and you'd have to find a way to change currencies. Maybe gold?
Oh and you'd have to find a way to change currencies. Maybe gold?
This post was edited on 2/22/17 at 9:26 am
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:25 am to Tigeralum2008
I'd buy a large island, hire an army of mercenaries and beautiful women, declare it my own country and not have extradition laws.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:26 am to fr33manator
You've thought about stealing $100 mil already. That's obvious 
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:28 am to Tigeralum2008
Obviously, dude doesn't have $100MM in cash. It's an account somewhere - more than likely a fake identity, otherwise they'd have frozen and seized it by now. That new identity plus an absurd amount of money give him a lot of leeway.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:32 am to fr33manator
First I'd run, then when they inevitably caught up with me I'd already have a scheme in place with their biggest competitor to steal another $100M from them. After they caught me I'd alert them to this fact and they would be forced to partner with me to take down the competitor's scheme. Although the entire time, the competitor knew this was coming, and had actually hired the world's most renowned thief to steal the original $100M + the new $100M from me before I could counter-scheme with the original employer. Little do they know that I knew the entire time and had my man watching their hired thief. In the end I walk with all of the loot.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:32 am to Tigeralum2008
In keeping with the Shawshank theme, is disappear like a fart in the wind.
Posted on 2/22/17 at 9:38 am to Tigeralum2008
I work for a multi-national mega corp. We have former FBI, DEA, big city detectives, etc on our Corp security team. If this is a big company (must be) they will bring the full weight of their Corp to bear and find him and/or their money.
As a wise mentor once said, if you owe someone ten thousand dollars you have a problem. If you owe someone 10 million dollars they have a problem. If you owe someone $100MM your good as dead.
As a wise mentor once said, if you owe someone ten thousand dollars you have a problem. If you owe someone 10 million dollars they have a problem. If you owe someone $100MM your good as dead.
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