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Worst way to die?

Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:15 pm
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6563 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:15 pm
My daughter and I were discussing this on our way home this evening. While I generally don't fear death, I greatly fear being mauled to death by a bear.

She went with alligator. I told her I thought I could get away from an alligator. But a grizzly bear? You're not going anywhere, chief. Just sit still while I kill you slowly and painfully.
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14405 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:16 pm to
Being burned to death would be a terrible way to go.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:16 pm to
Fire, not smoke either.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
70986 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:16 pm to
Fire or drowning
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:16 pm to
Drowning or burning would be pretty shitty.
Posted by Bwana Whiskey
Member since Dec 2008
6777 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:16 pm to
Didn't see those two Turkish solders lit on fire by ISIS the other day? Audio was brutal.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32484 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:17 pm to
Buried alive
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5694 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:17 pm to
Any way that is slow and painful. Give me quick; something I never see coming.
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17643 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:17 pm to
Without a doubt, the Brazen Bull;


BRAZEN BULL
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:17 pm to
Flayed and left in the sun to be eaten by ants and buzzards.
This post was edited on 12/27/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14797 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:18 pm to
Raped by penguins


Fun fact:
Penguins gang rape each other to death
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
6563 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:19 pm to
I read that drowning is pretty quick. My BIL drowned 25 years ago. I hope it was quick.

ETA: Cats instinctively kill by biting the throat of their prey, thus it's usually over quickly. Bears don't kill that way. They might sit on you and gnaw your leg off while you remain fully conscious.
This post was edited on 12/27/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35458 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:19 pm to
A long fall. You know the end result. Falling into a crevasse and slowly freezing to death also. I read a lot about mountain climbing. Lol
Posted by LesThanPrefect
Cenla
Member since Dec 2010
888 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:19 pm to
To me, there is no way drowning could compete with burning alive. Burning alive or being eaten alive would be the worst way to go.
Posted by lionward2014
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2015
11679 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:20 pm to
Anyway that involves being trapped in something that you can't get out of, whether suffocating or fire or slow water filling up.
Posted by LSU Wayne
Walker
Member since Apr 2005
4365 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:21 pm to
Very slowly being fed through an industrial set of gears
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
36113 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:21 pm to
Most people say fire or drowning. Usually those happen pretty quickly. Same with beheadings. Certainly there are more morbid and painful ways to die. Slow slicing comes to mind first. Look that up. Then there are the people in Third World countries where lynch mobs beat the ever living pulp out of somebody, drag them through the town, and put a tire around their neck and burn the person. . I can't think of the word right now. Ringing or something like that. There are videos of those out there. There is also a video of a person being dismembered while alive. Of course there are the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs who killed a homeless man and videoed the whole thing. You can Google that as well. People have also been killed and videoed while being slowly lowered into a tub of acid. That happens more with the Mexican drug cartels. Then there are stories and even videos of all kinds of industrial accidents, one mentioned above where someone was drug through some sort of press or grinder or something like that .

Then there is this which is totally safe for kids and they actually enjoy it.
Video- Dumb ways to die. Safe and funny for kids
This post was edited on 12/27/16 at 6:33 pm
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7599 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:26 pm to
Being paralyzed falling off of a cliff while hiking and having ants eat you to death...
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14408 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Very slowly being fed through an industrial set of gears


Or feet first into a wood chipper
This post was edited on 12/27/16 at 6:28 pm
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9926 posts
Posted on 12/27/16 at 6:31 pm to
Death by ugu.
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