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worst party foul at a company picnic

Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:10 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:10 pm
I just saw a man eat an entire pan of nutella. He had brought them to the company picnic as a desert that he had signed up for. We told him to make two pans just in case. He didn't listen. Those things are worse than crack cocaine. He is sobbing uncontrollably right now. But that is not as bad as I've seen...


ETA I am saving the OP title for another thread
This post was edited on 6/11/16 at 12:27 pm
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:12 pm to
EVERY
DAMN
DAY

I wish we could block people on here so we can't see their threads
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:14 pm to
quote:

I wish we could block people on here so we can't see their threads



don't click?
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
19966 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:15 pm to
Those are called jars, not pans.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:16 pm to
I saw a poster worth nothing once.



Wanna guess his name?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:17 pm to
How have you gotten away with that avi and sig pic?


Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29456 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:18 pm to
Sounds like the perfect preface for your autobiography
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16060 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:19 pm to

quote:

Nutella Brownies with Hazelnuts I remember the first time I tried Nutella. I was in college, and spending the summer in London on a study abroad. In addition to all sorts of delicious treats I enjoyed that summer like Hob... Yield: 24 brownies Ingredients include: 1 cup (120 grams) hazelnuts, chopped 1 cup (125 grams) all-purpose flour 1¼ cup (250 grams) sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 4 large eggs
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
19966 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:33 pm to
Well why didn't you say so? Looks delicious.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 12:53 pm to
hitting on the daughter/wife of your boss
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11850 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 1:12 pm to
Nevermind, I see the later pic.
This post was edited on 6/11/16 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13498 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 2:27 pm to
Company had the annual picnic at Blue Bayou this year - he got a DWI when he left and subsequently fired after getting into a shoving match with one of the employees.

I don't even remember his name, he was there for a couple of months.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
9298 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 2:54 pm to
Being the too drunk guy. Its always the too drunk guy.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 2:56 pm to
I worked at a place where everyone joked around all the time. I thought they would all laugh when I exited the bathroom at the clubhouse buck naked with a beer in my hand and a mullet wig on my head. Owner fired me on the spot and threatened to whip my arse. I knew there would be a few that might be offended but this guy was known for telling sex jokes all the time. He tried to tell me some BS about kids being there. I stole the hamburger/hot dog bucket on the way out of the facility.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16060 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 5:43 pm to
Rockstar!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113876 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 5:47 pm to
I am really confused. So this guy brought one "pan" of nutella. He is eating it all by himself, however; he was suppose to bring two pans and because of that he is crying? How far is the closest store? You are a fricking jackass.
Posted by Sparkplug#1
Member since May 2013
7352 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 5:52 pm to
Worst: not adding to the brownies.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113876 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

I worked at a place where everyone joked around all the time. I thought they would all laugh when I exited the bathroom at the clubhouse buck naked with a beer in my hand and a mullet wig on my head. Owner fired me on the spot and threatened to whip my arse. I knew there would be a few that might be offended but this guy was known for telling sex jokes all the time. He tried to tell me some BS about kids being there. I stole the hamburger/hot dog bucket on the way out of the facility.




I think I was hired to replace you. They told me there was some guy who got buttnaked at a company picnic. The guy had a real mullet and they didn't realize it until later that the guy had real mental issues. They could never figure out why he would get up from his cube, find a chair no one was using and start humping away on it for about a minute then from then on out, would go the rest of the day as if everything was cool. They also said his penis had to be smaller than 2".
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 6/11/16 at 6:03 pm to
I don't understnad your nutella story. You use pan of nutella and them. That doesn't sound like a spread.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65497 posts
Posted on 6/11/16 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

worst party foul at a company picnic
rebeloke attending

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This post was edited on 6/11/16 at 6:21 pm
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