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Kcrad
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re: Worst online date stories

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you should have pulled IT out...."It ain't gonna suck itself lady"


My sentiments exactly.


Cracker- I ain't gonna suck itself

One more for the OP.

Sweet Thistle Pie
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StraightCashHomey21
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went on a date dinner and movie with this smoking german chick who was a flight attendant, she was a total bitch but even after the date she kept hitting me up about seeing me again then one day she was like im not feeling it


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mmtiger
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re: Worst online date stories
She was turning up the tv so no one would hear when she started up the chainsaw. Didnt you see Scarface????


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Ba Ba Boooey
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re: Worst online date stories
Friend of mine was always on plenty of fish and would go through 6 or 7 girls a week. He would meet them at a local bar and give his minimal effort and sleep with most of them.

Craziest one was this chick who showed up wearing a shirt with the Virgin Mary on it. She ordered 5 shots in less than 10 minutes and when she came out the bathroom she stumbled towards us and slapped all of us in the heads while screaming "the power of Christ compels you". Shockingly he still took her home and hit it.


emoney
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re: Worst online date stories
I don't know what it's like to be that good looking.


Anyway. I took a girl out once and paid for a movie and a dinner. She didn't say thank you. LATER Bitch.



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Walt OReilly
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slapped all of us in the heads while screaming "the power of Christ compels you". Shockingly he still took her home and hit it.



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Post It Bandit
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re: Worst online date stories
Good shite.


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samson73103
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re: Worst online date stories
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ok samson, are you the one that had paige is pretty as your sig?


Wasn't me. Having never seen you, I don't know for sure that you are pretty. But I like your posting style. You have panache


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fr33manator
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re: Worst online date stories
You fellas need to learn where magic fingers will get you.


Two words-


Foot massage.

If you know how to give one with any skill, you'll be massaging other things with a quickness.

And if you know how to do that right...

Reciprocity friends...reciprocity.


Kcrad
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re: Worst online date stories
A friend of mine in VA. has a great system.

He sets up 3 dates at different times on the same night using the Washington Post classifieds.

If the 1st doesn't work he waits for number 2 and son.

He said it's a solid 80% success rate.


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Kcrad
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Hey fr33 how are you doing? Thanks for everything my friend.


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redstick13
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re: Worst online date stories
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A red headed, librarian, nympho? Go on......



I'm all ears.


redstick13
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Oh and dude was a virgin former cop that was homeschooled as a child because he grew up in a religious commune.



Image: http://gordonkeith.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/red-flags.jpg


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CoCo311
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re: Worst online date stories
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I'm all ears


So is my husband!


He never elaborated :(


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