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World's most ballsy defendant
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:21 pm
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:21 pm
No f*cks given
The hearing was reenacted in the style of Rick & Morty from the actual court transcript. It's worth a watch. LINK
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A transcript of the hearing shows how an attempt by defendant Denver Fenton Allen to get a different public defender devolved into heated and nasty exchanges with Judge Bryant Durham Jr. At one point, Durham told Allen that he “looked like a queer” and even challenged him to masturbate in front of him in the courtroom.
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During the hearing, Allen told Durham he would murder his whole family. “I’ll cut your children up into pieces,” Allen said. “I’ll knock their brains out with a (expletive) hammer and feed them to you. … The babies will be going, ‘Daddy, daddy, help me.’” When Durham told Allen he didn’t have any children, Allen said, “Then I’ll get your nieces, your nephews, your sisters.”
The hearing was reenacted in the style of Rick & Morty from the actual court transcript. It's worth a watch. LINK
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 8:22 pm
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Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:30 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
opps
This post was edited on 11/19/16 at 9:00 pm
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:31 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
quote:
A year
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Your mamma
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:33 pm to Dire Wolf
You just linked the same video I posted
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:34 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
"Girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal"
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:45 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
I laughed while reading the whole OP
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:51 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
I'm missed what made him "ballsy"
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:56 pm to tgrbaitn08
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I'm missed what made him "ballsy"
Go to bed you grouch
Posted on 11/19/16 at 8:58 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
I'd masturbate in front of a court to get a reduced sentence. That's a win-win for me
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:14 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
quote:
Allen: This is-this-this is kangaroo court, sir.
The Court: Do you-you know what. No, we're not in Australia.
That's racist!
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:27 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
quote:
World's most ballsy defendant
The proper term is ballsiest.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:48 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
You better duck low. Better yet just put delete in your title.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 9:50 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
inB4 Breakfast Club gif
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:42 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:43 pm to Merck
More like months.
Posted on 11/19/16 at 10:47 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
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August 11, 2016
A little late to the party OP...
Posted on 11/19/16 at 11:42 pm to LSU Fan SLU Grad
saw it when originally posted but enjoyed rewatching that 
Posted on 11/20/16 at 12:30 am to LSU Fan SLU Grad
You could have used "ballsiest" in the thread title.
Posted on 11/20/16 at 12:48 am to LSU Fan SLU Grad
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