Woman driving drunk while breastfeeding (Florida)

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but did advise she had four hamburgers with whiskey on them.

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Now this is my kind of woman.

Those cheeseburger shots will frick you up.

at least she was feeding her baby

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The Volusia County Sheriff's Office arrest report said Thomas would not agree to a breath test, but did advise she had four hamburgers with whiskey on them.

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Reminds me of this recent article on "Florida Man"

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Take the Florida Man whose surgically amputated leg was found in a hospital Dumpster. “The leg has a name on it,” said the best-selling author and Miami Herald columnist Carl Hiaasen, who has wisely peopled his novels with fictitious(ish) Florida Men. “If this is New Jersey, the leg does not have a name on it. In Miami, the leg has a name on it, and it’s the name of the person who owns the leg.”

There is always an extra twist of weirdness at the end of the Florida story,” Mr. Hiaasen said. “Weird stories happen everywhere, but they usually come to a logical conclusion. There is always one more shoe that drops in Florida.”

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Is that the transgender that works in BR?

Breastfeeding a 2 month old.
Driving drunk.
Fake license tag.
3 kids unrestrained in the back.
Full can of gas up front.
Shooting whiskey burgers.

If you added a lit cigarette, this would be a great Allstate commercial.