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Woman dies after sex with carrot
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:40 pm
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:40 pm
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Literal pussy slaying
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When some process causes a lot of air to be forced into the vagina, the results can be deadly. When air gets trapped inside the vagina without the ability to escape, air bubbles can form and enter the bloodstream.
These bubbles, known as “air embolisms,” can cause blockages in blood vessels, which can be fatal, especially when involving a blockage leading to the brain or the heart.
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Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:42 pm to Hog on the Hill
Note to self, "don't frick vegetables."
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 6:12 pm
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:43 pm to Hog on the Hill
Whose carrot?
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:44 pm to Hog on the Hill
RIP Bugs Bunny Pussy
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:44 pm to Hog on the Hill
DOUBLE POST
This post was edited on 3/20/16 at 3:45 pm
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:44 pm to Hog on the Hill
Well, she certainly got off
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:47 pm to Hog on the Hill
quote:
Woman dies after sex with carrot
"Person of Interest".....
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:48 pm to Hog on the Hill
Suicide after sobering up, most likely....
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:50 pm to PrivatePublic
Hebbahibbahibbidy.........
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:51 pm to Hog on the Hill
VagiTales...
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:51 pm to Hog on the Hill
I've been saying years that they needed warning labels telling girls/women not insert giant carrots into their vaginas and this is proof.
There is an entire group of people these days that Darwin just laughs hysterically at.
There is an entire group of people these days that Darwin just laughs hysterically at.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:56 pm to Warfarer
All of you guys with wives had better check the crisper drawer for carrots... they might be there for more than just your wife's salad
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:58 pm to Warfarer
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:58 pm to Hog on the Hill
The root of the problem is masturbation.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 3:58 pm to Hog on the Hill
Damn, I hope this wasn't said carrot... 
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:00 pm to Hog on the Hill
Thought this was going to be a tale about getting too much Vitamin K.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:01 pm to Hog on the Hill
Never underestimate the importance of a queef.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:10 pm to High C
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Never underestimate the importance of a queef.
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:12 pm to Hangover Haven
I've always been told that my carrots are fine and that the size doesn't matter as much as how it's used 
Posted on 3/20/16 at 4:18 pm to PrivatePublic
Hebbahibbahibbidy.........
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
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