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Woman calls 911 for domestic abuse, pretends she's ordering pizza

Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:08 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:08 am
I searched lots of different shite and found nothing.


This is pretty smart on her part. I can't imagine having to deal with something like this..domestic abuse is fricking horrible.

Clever girl..

quote:

"911, where is your emergency?"

"123 Main St."

"Ok, what's going on there?"

"I'd like to order a pizza for delivery." (oh great, another prank call).

"Ma'am, you've reached 911"

"Yeah, I know. Can I have a large with half pepperoni, half mushroom and peppers?"

"Ummm…. I'm sorry, you know you've called 911 right?"

"Yeah, do you know how long it will be?"

"Ok, Ma'am, is everything ok over there? do you have an emergency?"

"Yes, I do."

"..And you can't talk about it because there's someone in the room with you?" (moment of realization)

"Yes, that's correct. Do you know how long it will be?"

"I have an officer about a mile from your location. Are there any weapons in your house?"

"Nope."

"Can you stay on the phone with me?"

"Nope. See you soon, thanks"

Props to the operator who didn't hang up on her and figured it out as well.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 11:09 am
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43456 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:09 am to
That's awesome.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38723 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:09 am to
Did the cops bring a pizza or what?
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37564 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:09 am to
Wow..I'm sure the operators are trained to take calls similar to that but major props for not hanging up
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:10 am to

DINNER READY IS PIZZA?!
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 11:15 am
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:10 am to
Jimmy Johns would have been faster
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5454 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:10 am to
Meanwhile adults are dressing up their children like Ray Rice for Halloween.
This post was edited on 10/29/14 at 11:12 am
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37718 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:11 am to
Hopefully for her sake they brought her some Johnny's.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18751 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:11 am to
Good job by the operator.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:11 am to


They messed up her order, that pizza clearly does not have mushrooms or peppers
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15407 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:12 am to
A day later, that guy got a NFL contract.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:12 am to
Risky, imagine it really im sucks to have to be in that position
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123586 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:12 am to
No, but damn that looks good
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Did the cops bring a pizza or what?

That would've been awesome if they showed up, arrested her SO, and then were like "Here..enjoy your dinner on us."

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Meanwhile adults are dressing up their children like Ray Rice for Halloween.



What's wrong with that?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:13 am to
quote:

They messed up her order, that pizza clearly does not have mushrooms or peppers


That's another beating...
Posted by Traffic Circle
Down the Rabbit Hole
Member since Nov 2013
4231 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:16 am to
Did the cop beat her and her husband when he got there?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:17 am to
This is an awesome story. Bitches be... sneaky?
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29210 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:17 am to
i know it's not funny, but i used to love that commercial as a kid
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150548 posts
Posted on 10/29/14 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Risky

Definitely.
quote:

imagine it really im sucks to have to be in that position

Yup. I've seen it before, and as easy as it is for me to think "why don't they just leave," it's never that easy. Sad situation.
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