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HamBone14
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Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks

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A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday after Florida cops searched her purse and found a pipe with cocaine residue.

Police were summoned to the Bradenton business "by the staff at Starbucks regarding a female that was in their lobby and was masturbating." When an officer questioned the woman, Jennifer Piranian, she reported that she was waiting to go to a local hospital.

A cop offered her a ride to the hospital, but asked to first check her purse, to which Piranian agreed. The officer subsequently discovered "a glass stem" in the 29-year-old Piranian's purse that "tested positive for cocaine residue," according to a probable cause affidavit.

Piranian, who denied ownership of the pipe, was arrested for possession of narcotics and drug paraphernalia. Pictured above, Piranian is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $1120 bond.


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Rickety Cricket
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
Gaucho WHI


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c on z
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
Ewww.


baybeefeetz
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
Of course the pipe wasn't hers. She was obviously framed.


BRgetthenet
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Ewww.


This should only be uttered by women.


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Doldil
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
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Manatee County jail


ISWTDT


Hoodoo Man
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
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Lady-fapping



HamBone14
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
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Doldil


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ISWTDT


I caught the irony as well


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Notro
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Vlad
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
So, the lesson learned here is, its ok to FAP in FAPbucks so long as you leave your crackpipe at home???


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Jimbeaux
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A woman who was spotted masturbating in a Starbucks was arrested yesterday


She's a disgusting crack whore and all, but I still have questions about this incident.

Sooooo, masturbating in public by a female. She must have been pretty obvious about it to have been arrested. Skirt hiked up, right foot up on the next chair over, knee high up by her chest, hand sliding fast and furious in her crotch, with her cotton panties pushed to one side, smell of musky week old fish in the air, moaning softly and breathing rapidly....

Now there's a sight you don't see at Starbucks everday.


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Sits With Squirrels
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
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lady-fapping


It's called double clicking the mouse...damn get it right




RummelTiger
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Of course the pipe wasn't hers. She was obviously framed.



Best line ever from "COPS".

"These aren't my pants"...as he's wearing the pants.

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John McClane
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
I don't want to see her vinegar strokes


504Voodoo
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
I wonder if that Lady-Fapping term will catch on now.


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bojabu
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
What's a Piranian?


Heresaucer
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re: Woman arrested for lady-fapping at Starbucks
Why Starbucks, if your a crack whore wouldn't the woods or the park be the more appropriate place?


HamBone14
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Why Starbucks, if your a crack whore wouldn't the woods or the park be the more appropriate place?


Judging by the position of her left eye, I am assuming she couldn't tell where the hell she was.


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HamBone14
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Image: http://dailyhodgepodge.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/crazy-eyes.jpg





I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.


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