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"Wine. Immediately." The depressing reason so many women drink.

Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:51 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:51 pm
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Well, maybe because even cool chicks are still women. And there’s no easy way to be a woman, because, as you may have noticed, there’s no acceptable way to be a woman. And if there’s no acceptable way to be the thing you are, then maybe you drink a little. Or a lot.


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Is it really that hard, being a First World woman? Is it really so tough to have the career and the spouse and the pets and the herb garden and the core strengthening and the oh-I-just-woke-up-like-this makeup and the face injections and the Uber driver who might possibly be a rapist? Is it so hard to work 10 hours for your rightful 77 percent of a salary, walk home past a drunk who invites you to suck his cock, and turn on the TV to hear the men who run this country talk about protecting you from abortion regret by forcing you to grow children inside your body?


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Maybe women are so busy faking it — to be more like a man at work, more like a porn star in bed, more like 30 at 50 — that we don’t trust our natural responses anymore. Maybe all that wine is an Instagram filter for our own lives, so we don’t see how sallow and cracked they’ve become.

Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:52 pm to
Those nagging broads can blow me
Posted by Stagg8
Houston
Member since Jan 2005
12985 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:52 pm to
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"Wine. Immediately." The depressing reason so many women drink.


Because wine is awesome?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:53 pm to
Well, she sounds like a lovely person to be around.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34966 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:54 pm to
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there’s no easy way to be a woman,


Oh yeah, women have it so tough. They get to do push ups from their knees for Christ sake.
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:55 pm to
Because their lives are fricking sham. The same reason I drink so much beer.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41170 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:55 pm to
And tee off from the red tees.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112552 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:55 pm to
This sounds like the perfect article to share for 23 year old single moms who have their parents raise their bastard child
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:57 pm to
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And there’s no easy way to be a woman


Then why are there so many men doing it?

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/4/17 at 1:59 pm to
This is every SJW talking point from the past 4 years neatly compressed into one concentrated progressive Mein Kampf column.
Posted by Abadeebadaba
LSU fan @ FSU
Member since Sep 2010
4983 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:00 pm to
This shite is just a trend with womenz, most are just social media followers. Just like the whole pizza shite...it is not that people can't like pizza. It is just the fact that it is a universal woman joke.
This post was edited on 9/4/17 at 2:02 pm
Posted by tigerbandpiccolo
Member since Oct 2005
49284 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:00 pm to
I find her reasoning to be irritating. Many people have actual problems, not just these made up issues. Nothing will ever be fair or just in the eyes of some people, no matter what you do for them.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:02 pm to
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I find her reasoning to be irritating

Where did you see reasoning in that article? Must've missed it.
Posted by efrad
Member since Nov 2007
18644 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:03 pm to
Newsflash, women: life isn't easy for anyone. It's not the fault of males.
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48294 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:04 pm to
TL:DR Version - "I made choices in my life the consequences of which I don't like. It's your fault."
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:06 pm to
Bums are literally speaking to her. LITERALLY. She just can't even right now.
Posted by Jones
Member since Oct 2005
90442 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:08 pm to
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for your rightful 77 percent of a salary,


Is it just me or have anyone worked for a company where a woman in the same position made less than a man?

Every job ive ever had there was no salary discrepancy between sexes at the same position.

Why is this just accepted as a fact across the board now?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:09 pm to
I wonder if she ever thought that the reason she drinks so much is because she is a miserable human being?

Not every woman is as much of a miserable cünt as her.

This is more evidence that shows that women are better suited in the house and that they always have been and always will be.
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48294 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:10 pm to
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Why is this just accepted as a fact across the board now?


Because most people don't understand statistics.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
6440 posts
Posted on 9/4/17 at 2:11 pm to
N/m
This post was edited on 9/4/17 at 2:14 pm
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