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Why isnt there a hands free mode for porn?

Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:47 am
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:47 am
Imagine a place where google remembers your habits, where you can say ok google jerk off session and voila your favorite porn scenes pop up! Google even knows how long you spend on each video and when to shuffle, and it even takes voice commands like google volume up or zoom in!
This post was edited on 6/3/16 at 8:52 am
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:48 am to
Congrats on the sex
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421447 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Why isnt there a hands free mode for porn?

you mean a girlfriend?
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:51 am to



Or a dog and jar of peanut butter in the OP's case.

Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38725 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:52 am to
quote:

porn
quote:

hands free


Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:52 am to
So funny. I forgot to laugh.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:53 am to
quote:

you mean a girlfriend?
who said anything about "labels"?


ETA: SFP, is that you in those triggered gifs?
This post was edited on 6/3/16 at 8:54 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
421447 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:57 am to
no that's ethan from h3h3 productions
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 8:58 am to
I'd rather have a chick do it for me
Posted by MoonrakerElite
Member since Mar 2016
518 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 9:13 am to
Where is this gif taken from

Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33855 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 9:15 am to
Tech board, but you can already do this. VR headset enclosure for smartphone and tasker with autovoice.

ETA:
quote:

Where is this gif taken from



Quantum Leap
This post was edited on 6/3/16 at 9:17 am
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1260 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Where is this gif taken from


Quantum Leap. Sam leaped into a retarded kid to save the retarded kid's older brother. Pretty sure I watched that one on its 1st run.

Quantum Leap was my show back in the 80s/90s. That and ALF
Posted by Doosh606
The DC
Member since Apr 2008
3232 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 9:18 am to
I definitely went a different direction than you did after that thread title
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9591 posts
Posted on 6/3/16 at 9:27 am to
Just pick a hand.
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