yeah but if the kids found out you were getting paid for it, they could very easily have the old lady declared senile and stick you with rape charges and then everyone would think you were some kinda messed up old lady predator
there's no such thing as a woman raping a man in the eyes of the law
ETA: i don't mean like "getting paid for it" i mean "let me pay your rent this month honey"
ETA2: i can see how easy it would be to get an old lady declared senile "oh she was so in love with our dad for 60 years, this young boyfriend just isn't what she'd do, he must be coercing her"
This post was edited on 12/4 at 11:51 pm