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Why do people buy those ticky-tacky houses all in a row?

Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:56 pm
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:56 pm
It baffles me why people would buy a new house in a neighborhood where all the houses look the same, and most of them have the garage doors facing the street. I was on a street the other day that was so uniform I thought I was in a scene from A Wrinkle in Time.
To me the epitome of charm is Southdowns or University Acres.
So please enlighten me. What is the appeal of these soulless, poorly built, drone hives?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120154 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:57 pm to
Cheap
Posted by drunkenpunkin
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
7659 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:58 pm to
I hate them. Truly, truly hate them. I don't care that other people live in them, but I don't want one. Trying to find a new house now and all I keep finding are these god awful cookie cutters. They cause an existential crisis for me.
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 6:59 pm to
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Cheap

So is North Baton Rouge. And it has a lot more character, not just culture.
White flight to soullessness...I still don't get it.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10037 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:01 pm to
Bruh--you can score seven thousand square feet on a five thousand square foot lot for three hundred grand; what is not to like?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141600 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:01 pm to
Now that you've found your paradise
This is your Kingdom to command
You can go outside and polish your car
Or sit by the fire in your Shangri-la
Here is your reward for working so hard
Gone are the lavatories in the back yard
Gone are the days when you dreamed of that car
You just want to sit in your Shangri-la

Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
Sit back in your old rocking chair
You need not worry, you need not care
You can't go anywhere
Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la

The little man who gets the train
Got a mortgage hanging over his head
But he's too scared to complain
'Cos he's conditioned that way
Time goes by and he pays off his debts
Got a TV set and a radio
For seven shillings a week
Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la

And all the houses in the street have got a name
'Cos all the houses in the street they look the same
Same chimney pots, same little cars, same window panes
The neighbors call to tell you things that you should know
They say their lines, they drink their tea, and then they go
They tell your business in another Shangri-la
The gas bills and the water rates, and payments on the car
Too scared to think about how insecure you are
Life ain't so happy in your little Shangri-la
Shangri-la, Shangri-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

Put on your slippers and sit by the fire
You've reached your top and you just can't get any higher
You're in your place and you know where you are
In your Shangri-la
Sit back in your old rocking chair
You need not worry, you need not care
You can't go anywhere
Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la, Shangri-la
Posted by lighter345
Member since Jan 2009
11864 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:03 pm to
Don't ever visit Florida if this bothers you.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30862 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:03 pm to
They are poor.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116079 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:04 pm to
And they pay for HOAs.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:05 pm to
quote:

So is North Baton Rouge. And it has a lot more character, not just culture.



and a lot more crime


dip shite
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:05 pm to
smaller carbon footprint
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:05 pm to
Nice. Been meaning to dig into my dad's old record collection and just spin albums I've never listened to and find some gems.
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

and a lot more crime


right now, yes. 70805 is a war zone.
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

And they pay for HOAs.


That make sure they stay uniform...
Posted by street pizza
3 Highview Crescent, Coolaroo
Member since Dec 2010
1503 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

smaller carbon footprint
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1587 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:08 pm to
I don't care for them. They seem to be poorly built and have a bad resale value with newer ticky tacky homes going up every day. Plus they lack character.

I'm more of a Garden District/Saint Street kind of guy.
Posted by toddzilla
Gulf of Mexico
Member since Nov 2012
1587 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:09 pm to
Double post. Thanks Obama!
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 7:11 pm
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:10 pm to
This OP is less of a "gosh, why can't everyone afford to live in the most expensive and sought-after neighborhoods in town??" and more of a "look what great taste I think I have!"
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16740 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:11 pm to
The driveways are really strange. Looks like you drive straight into the house.

I think that in 20 years prop value will be way down b of square footage?
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 7:12 pm
Posted by LSUAfro
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2005
12775 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 7:11 pm to
Bang for buck.
Looked at several a couple years ago in the ~200-270 range that were in the cookie cutter mold. Hard to deny the ability to move in to a turn key house that you can pick all the inside amenities to your liking.
They make great starter homes or even retirement homes, but you just lose all the character.
Definite trade off.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 7:15 pm
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