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Why do fat rednecks drink Mich Ultra?

Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:59 pm
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 10:59 pm
It's just shite beer in the first place. I guess they guzzle a suitcase of it and not get much fatter?
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89829 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to
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Why do fat rednecks drink Mich Ultra?


Not sure, as I do not know any fat rednecks.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124202 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to
God do you ever shut up

I've had it with you
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22887 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to
I've never seen that happen. I always see Bud Light which is worse.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:00 pm to
At the beach and fat red after fat red has a much ultra in their hand.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32382 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:01 pm to
Why do you start shitty threads?
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:01 pm to
Must be a fat redneck or must drink much ultra. Sorry Walt.
Posted by sabes que
Member since Jan 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:01 pm to
quote:

Why do fat rednecks drink Mich Ultra?


I guess so they are not the even fatter rednecks that they would be if they were drinking a beer with more calories.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to
Most of them are at the point where an additional 10 pounds from drinking better beer isn't going to make much of a difference.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61102 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to
To drown away their Confed flag sorrows.
Posted by PhilemonThomas
Member since Jan 2015
2942 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to
If I see someone drinking Mich Ultra I automatically think less of them.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to
I couldn't have said it better Walt. Thank you sir.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:03 pm to
The best is when they also have a Yeti hat
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:04 pm to
The same reason fat people drink diet coke.
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:04 pm to
quote:

If I see someone drinking Mich Ultra I automatically think less of them.


Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
19596 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:04 pm to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:06 pm to
Lance Armstrong drinks Michelob Ultra. He's not a redneck, but he has one testicle and is a broke arse liar.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124202 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:06 pm to
He's on my last nerve

They created the SEC off topic board for threads like these
Posted by Rhino5
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2014
28897 posts
Posted on 7/30/15 at 11:06 pm to
They're terrible at sex and they know it.
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