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Why are trashies drawn to buffet crab legs?

Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:20 pm
What is it about crab legs that make them so crazy?

They just sit waiting on the legs to come out, and then they rush the bar before they can be dumped.

It's a sight to behold.
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 9:23 pm
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:20 pm to
All about that luxury of the sea baw
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:20 pm to
Because they're all bottom feeders
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146422 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:21 pm to
I have had seafood buffets at some pretty swanky seaside resorts.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

seafood buffets at some pretty swanky seaside resorts.


Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32640 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:23 pm to
quote:

I have had seafood buffets at some pretty swanky seaside resorts.


Which Sandals was that?
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39616 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:23 pm to
Trashies and overrated quarterbacks.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:24 pm to
quote:

What is it about crab legs that make them so crazy?


Have you tasted crab legs, all I want for one price!


Posted by Quarterite
The Lower Quarter
Member since Oct 2016
959 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:26 pm to
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Why are trashies drawn to buffets?


FIFY

As for their love of crab legs--they've got crabs on their scalps and crabs in their pubes, so why not on their plates too?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171035 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:27 pm to
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Which Sandals was that?


Sandals doesn't have seafood buffets
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:27 pm to
How much time do you spend at buffets?

Sounds like you are being all pretentious while eating at a fricking buffet.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80121 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:28 pm to
Because crab legs are fricking delicious. Next question
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36199 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:29 pm to
If crab legs are wrong I don't want to be right
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
17905 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:30 pm to
Buffets in general attract trashy people.
Posted by pussywillows
Member since Dec 2009
5675 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:37 pm to
lol, YOU had to be there to witness this phenomenon
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:40 pm to
you just can't enjoy them because you didn't sell grandmas pills then play 7 hours of penny slots to earn them like i did
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:42 pm to
I don't rush the bar, I stand at it and wait.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39012 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:43 pm to
That four pounds of meatloaf you ate is where the good stuff is at. Congrats on getting your money's worth.

Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13210 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:54 pm to
I'll see your crab leg buffet and raise you the guy wearing the Drew Brees jersey who sits at the 21+3 table thinking he's partying like a rock star while getting served free gut rot tequila thinking he can count cards because he saw that Kevin Spacey movie one time, and bitching that he "Can't even get a match" when the cards are dealt.
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 10:18 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24076 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:59 pm to
Only buffets that are ever worth eating at, are Indian buffets. And a lot of that aren't even very good.
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