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Why are people from Gonzales so uptight about jambalaya?
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:43 pm
This is not a food thread, it has to do with people from Gozales who think the jambalaya world revolves around Gonzales and there is only one type of jambalaya.
They say red jambalaya is not the true jambalaya.
Guy up here at work (he's from Gonzales) made a large pot of it tonight. It was good, but still just cooked meat and rice.
I frick with him all the time about it. I am a 1000x better cook then him. Everyone of his "recipes" has Tony's in it. I can't stand Tony's.
Every once in a while, I'll make a quick dinner of just sausage jambalaya from packaged Oakgrove. I'll get other guys to say it's just the best thing ever and he gets mad, it funny as shite.
I'll ask him what makes Gonzales the "Jambalaya Capitol of the World". He has no idea why, so I tell him that no one in Gonzales can cook real food and jamabalaya is all they can cook. That's why there are zero good restaurants in Gonzales.
They say red jambalaya is not the true jambalaya.
Guy up here at work (he's from Gonzales) made a large pot of it tonight. It was good, but still just cooked meat and rice.
I frick with him all the time about it. I am a 1000x better cook then him. Everyone of his "recipes" has Tony's in it. I can't stand Tony's.
Every once in a while, I'll make a quick dinner of just sausage jambalaya from packaged Oakgrove. I'll get other guys to say it's just the best thing ever and he gets mad, it funny as shite.
I'll ask him what makes Gonzales the "Jambalaya Capitol of the World". He has no idea why, so I tell him that no one in Gonzales can cook real food and jamabalaya is all they can cook. That's why there are zero good restaurants in Gonzales.
This post was edited on 3/14/15 at 10:45 pm
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Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:45 pm to theantiquetiger
Gonzales sucks.
As does this thread.
As does this thread.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:46 pm to theantiquetiger
lol at you and your Gonzales inferiority complex.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:49 pm to theantiquetiger
You need to get laid man. Or just jerk off.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:50 pm to magildachunks
quote:
Gonzales sucks so does their jambalaya.
fify
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:50 pm to theantiquetiger
What is "red" jambalaya?
Who in Gonzales stole your girlfriend?
Who in Gonzales stole your girlfriend?
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:51 pm to mattz1122
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Posted by mattz1122 lol at you and your Gonzales inferiority complex.
You need a dictionary. How do I have a inferiority complex? I'm not from nor live in Gozales.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:52 pm to theantiquetiger
YOU NEED A DICTIONRY!!!!1!
This post was edited on 3/14/15 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:53 pm to theantiquetiger
Someone is jealous i see
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:53 pm to theantiquetiger
quote:
They say red jambalaya is not the true jambalaya.
You prove us wrong. We know the history of jambalaya. ... Now you can stay ignorant ORRRR learn about it.
Oh, yeah, one more thing. You need to get laid.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:54 pm to ragincajun03
quote:
What is "red" jambalaya?
New Orleans (creole style) jambalaya. It has tomatoes in it. The jambalaya that's made in Gonzales is a Cajun style jambalaya.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:57 pm to theantiquetiger
Well no shite.
But you seem awfully mad about Gonzales being the jambalaya capital of the world.
You need a cookbook.
But you seem awfully mad about Gonzales being the jambalaya capital of the world.
You need a cookbook.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:57 pm to theantiquetiger
"Red jambalaya" is chicken and sausage creole. NOT jambalaya. Fact
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:58 pm to theantiquetiger
Red jambalaya fricking sucks, and so do you
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:59 pm to mattz1122
Looks like I got under the skin of a bunch of G-town, low riding, bull nuts on truck, natives here.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:59 pm to theantiquetiger
Are you not familiar with the "Great Jambalaya War of 1999"?
Posted on 3/14/15 at 10:59 pm to ragincajun03
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What is "red" jambalaya?
Not acknowledging the transition to this is like ignoring anesthesia for surgery. It's so natural and good.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 11:01 pm to theantiquetiger
I've never seen a low-riding truck with bull nuts.
Posted on 3/14/15 at 11:03 pm to mattz1122
Sikes Orvis loves red jambalaya..
Posted on 3/14/15 at 11:03 pm to theantiquetiger
You rep Dutchtown but talk shite about Gonzales? Yall are a block away from each other
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