Who has had the flu/stomach flu this year?

I don't get sick due to my strict diet of bear blood, diesel and heroin infused wolverine meat

Why do people with the flu constantly feel the need to update/talk about said situation?

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Well mrs smartypants the flu shot is only 48% effective this year

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Isn't this most of the time? There's thousands of strands of the flu, and they give you a shot for 1 strand they think might be most popular. What a load of bullshite.

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Why do people with the flu constantly feel the need to update/talk about said situatio

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Because it's a lonely place when you're at home, alone, and the devil is coming out of your arse with it's pitchfork spinning around in a whirlwind formation. Something to laugh about afterwards too

Got it two years ago and worst experience ever for 10 days straight. *knock on wood*

My daughter got type A last week. She only missed two days of school and was pretty much healed after one day

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Isn't this most of the time?

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No, usually much higher. ALSO, getting the shot reduces the severity of it if you do get it. And it has been proven to reduce the spread of the flu, esp to infants and elderly. Getting each year builds resistance for your lifetime as well. No down side to getting it.

Problem is it gives you autism.

Got it last night. Down 7 pounds so far.

I was hit with it like a bus at the bears packers game this year that had a high of 1..... I was miserable. If I wasn't in club seating wothout a couch to lay on and heat I would've died lol.

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Isn't this most of the time? There's thousands of strands of the flu, and they give you a shot for 1 strand they think might be most popular. What a load of bullshite.

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Not to mention all the autism.

Both my kids had it a couple weeks ago for a long time. Started with throwing up, then was running fever between 103-104 for a couple days. They kept low grade fever for about 5 days.