Friend: Yo man, what happened to that Raptor you were driving?
Complete Moron: "You didn't hear? I was trying to be a hardass in front of some people so I jumped this ramp. Didn't turn out good, I total lossed the Raptor.
Friend: Whhhaaaatttttt? Thats crazy man. I bet that was freakin awesome.
Complete Moron: Nah bruh, people put it on youtube and it really makes me look like the biggest idiot alive.
Friend:...oh...What were you thinkin dude?
Complete Moron: I wasn't, just heard people eggin me on...I wanted so badly to look cool for once... I'm such a freggin loser man, shit! Everybody is laughing at me!!
Friend: We are no longer friends.
This post was edited on 2/5 at 5:43 pm