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Which family member crop dusted the dessert table this year?
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:23 pm
A cousin's husband here. Caught him red-pants'd.
He's a assistant HS band director. Weirdo. Uber-churchy. Kind of a dick to his kids. Has never really warmed up to anyone in 20 years.
If you gotta rip one just step into the restroom or go outside to your car for a second.
The guy has been happy doing the same job at the same level since he graduated from college. I can't relate to the dude. I surely don't try to sneak farts in other people's homes.
He's a assistant HS band director. Weirdo. Uber-churchy. Kind of a dick to his kids. Has never really warmed up to anyone in 20 years.
If you gotta rip one just step into the restroom or go outside to your car for a second.
The guy has been happy doing the same job at the same level since he graduated from college. I can't relate to the dude. I surely don't try to sneak farts in other people's homes.
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Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:24 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Grandma
But she cant feel anything from the waist down so we gave her a pass
But she cant feel anything from the waist down so we gave her a pass
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:26 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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I surely don't try to sneak farts in other people's homes.
Well I'm sure you are a bundle of joy to be around.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:27 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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This post was edited on 12/26/15 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:40 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I try and crop dust every once in awhile just for the thrill. Sometimes you just gotta make things interesting. Having said that, I wouldn't fart on food. That's just nasty.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:41 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Dude I fart wherever I damn well please. If there's no bread pudding, I'm gonna fart on the other shitty desserts
Posted on 12/26/15 at 5:58 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
I had an absolute blast cropdusting my high school reunion. Even my wife made a comment. She had no idea it was me.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:00 pm to Upperdecker
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, I'm gonna fart on the other shitty desserts
If they weren't shitty before, they are now.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:00 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
My husband told me today that my dad got him.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:01 pm to Bootycall
I do it walking down the aisle of a plane can't hear you over the engines and arse is about eye/nose level.
Posted on 12/26/15 at 6:02 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
20 years and still the assistant band director. Hell, I'd be so pissed at the way I turned out that farting on the desserts would be mild
Posted on 12/26/15 at 7:49 pm to 75503Tiger
I know dude. The head position in his hometown's school district came open last year and I don't think he even applied for it.
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