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When to replace mattress?
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:41 am
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:41 am
How do I know the mattress needs replacing? My wife thinks it has an expiration date of some sort.
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Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:42 am to Broke
When there are more cum stains than mattress visible.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:42 am to Broke
Maybe she is the one with an expiration date.
You can tell her I said that.
You can tell her I said that.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:43 am to chryso
You know the rule, pics of said "wife" or it didn't happen.
This post was edited on 8/18/15 at 9:53 am
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:43 am to Broke
When your fat arse can get in on the side of the bed and roll into a specific spot, it's time to get a new one.
Your wife is probably tired of you rolling into her space.
Your wife is probably tired of you rolling into her space.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:44 am to Broke
when the old lady starts bitching about it.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:45 am to Broke
Whe your wife says it's time for a new mattress.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:47 am to Broke
They say about 8 years. I have no idea where that made up number comes from. Probably from mattress manufacturers
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:47 am to Broke
7-10 yrs
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:47 am to Broke
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How do I know the mattress needs replacing?
When it can no longer hold its shape. So basically the same way you know your wife needs replacing.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:49 am to AmOutlawBR
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Pics of said "wife"
preferably topless. I am sure you got some.
we have had our mattress 11 years, and it seems just fine to me. We discussed getting a king vs. our current queen but thought it would be too much $$
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:50 am to Hawkeye95
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We discussed getting a king vs. our current queen but thought it would be too much $$
Don't even think in this situation. Always go King.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:51 am to Broke
This will sound crazy... but check Amazon for mattresses. Nice, pretty cheap, and they deliver it to your door. (No hassle and the low price allows you to upgrade more often.)
Also, for what it's worth, IMO just about any king is better than the best queen... once you get used to the space you'll never return to a queen.
Also, for what it's worth, IMO just about any king is better than the best queen... once you get used to the space you'll never return to a queen.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 9:55 am to AmOutlawBR
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You know the rule, pics of said "wife" or it didn't happen.
AmOutlawBR
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How cute. Piss off.Posted on 8/18/15 at 10:02 am to Broke
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How cute. Piss off.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 10:07 am to Broke
When the dude she is banging says its time, its time.
But really, mattresses gain weight over time, mostly due to skin cells. That fact grossed me out to buy new ones. And grossed me out even more knowing a took one out of someones trash when i was 19 and thought "this thing is great"
But really, mattresses gain weight over time, mostly due to skin cells. That fact grossed me out to buy new ones. And grossed me out even more knowing a took one out of someones trash when i was 19 and thought "this thing is great"
Posted on 8/18/15 at 10:08 am to AmOutlawBR
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Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Did you really just say that. It's time to step away for a minute.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 10:09 am to Broke
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Did you really just say that. It's time to step away for a minute.
Yea, I said it. Wanna fight about it?
Posted on 8/18/15 at 10:11 am to ksayetiger
If you decide for a new one and like a relatively firm mattress, go with Casper.
I found out about it through TD
$800. Ships free to your door in a box. 100 night return policy. 10 year warranty. Only one model to choose from. I have been very pleased with mine.
I found out about it through TD
$800. Ships free to your door in a box. 100 night return policy. 10 year warranty. Only one model to choose from. I have been very pleased with mine.
Posted on 8/18/15 at 10:11 am to AmOutlawBR
He would beat your arse bitch
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