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When taking a #2 just hits you randomly

Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:17 am
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:17 am
In a public situation that doesn't make it very easy to skate away to the bathroom...such as if it hit you 15 minutes in to a 1.5 hour sermon, or you just showed up at the park to play basketball, or at an LSU game.


Ever happened to any of you baws?
This post was edited on 8/27/16 at 9:20 am
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:18 am to
Thanks for sharing?


What is the point of this thread?
This post was edited on 8/27/16 at 9:19 am
Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:19 am to
This post seems incomplete
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61015 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:19 am to
What did I share? I proposed a scenario.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73674 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:19 am to
Maybe a #2 hit him mid post
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98044 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

1.5 hour sermon,


You need to find a less long-winded preacher.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61015 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:20 am to
On mobile, it's up now.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65386 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:20 am to
tiggerthetooth trying hard to get into rebeloke mode this morning.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61015 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:20 am to
quote:


You need to find a less long-winded preacher


Lots of singing.
Posted by im4LSU
Hattiesburg, MS
Member since Aug 2004
31893 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:22 am to
quote:

tiggerthetooth trying hard to get into rebeloke mode this morning



That's not a good look for anyone
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61015 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:22 am to
quote:

iggerthetooth trying hard to get into rebeloke mode this morning


Takes years of practice I assume.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8328 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:23 am to
quote:

or you just showed up at the park to play basketball


Happened to me in 7th grade.. Park bathrooms were locked. My house was about a mile away. I constantly debated with myself whether it was more efficient to run despite it increasing the urge or walk. I shite my shorts in my front yard...
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65386 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:32 am to
quote:

I shite my shorts in my front yard...
Your Delta Tau Chi name is CurleyHallmansDrawers.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34799 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:34 am to
Traffic is the worst. I'll never judge a man shitting on the side of the road in traffic again. Now I keep TP in the truck.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21063 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:37 am to
Closest I've ever come to shitting myself was when it hit me suddenly during sprints in football practice. I'd already puked so I figured I was empty, but nope. Had to straight-leg it to the bathroom under the bleachers and undo the knotted web belt, knotted laces, and pull down the girdle like I was Superman in the phone booth.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21880 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:40 am to
Diarrhea is that fastest thing in the world..... faster than a blink, thought or even electricity. How you say? Last night I caught a poo cramp and before I could think, blink or turn on the light I done shite my pants.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:43 am to
Never trust a fart.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
18986 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:48 am to
East Asian village, walking on a rice terrace, nothing close by to take cover. Dropped trou and blew it out in water with a audience watching.

I am sure there are legends of the fat white guy who crapped in their rice.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:51 am to
Every day

Have not had a solid BM since the GWB administration
This post was edited on 8/27/16 at 9:52 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117663 posts
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:54 am to
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