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What's your go-to-line for hook ups on Tinder/PoF?

Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:33 pm
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
35587 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:33 pm
I've always wondered how you OT Ballas do it.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83927 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:34 pm to
Pics of ATM receipts
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:35 pm to
Wanna frick?

It works more often than it doesn't.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 8:36 pm
Posted by AlbertMeansWell
Member since Sep 2013
5555 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:36 pm to
"Can you say tuna sub backwards? That's what I'm about to do on your face."
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:36 pm to
I usually criticize their looks and make them feel like shite about themselves in general. Once you beat them down enough emotionally, they're like putty in your hands.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by gar90
Member since Sep 2009
6037 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:37 pm to
"Nice shoes. Wanna frick?"
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:40 pm to
Posted by jlu03
San Diego
Member since Jul 2012
3320 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:42 pm to
My dick is 8 inches...







AROUND
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17206 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:44 pm to
My friends dick is 8 inches



AROUND
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
1815 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:44 pm to
For me personally, openers that work on tinder are way different from openers that work in real life. It took me a while before I got used to tinder.

"Truth or Dare" has been relatively successful. If they respond, things tend to get interesting.

Another one that has been working recently for me is "You're fricking adorable" followed by anything lame and random like "teach me how to dougie" or "are you a good dancer/kisser?" or some joke related to their profile.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 8:45 pm
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56150 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:45 pm to
My step-mom and dad met on Tinder!
I'm looking for a true love like theirs.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:46 pm to
if I got to know you, I would invite you over for a romantic dinner and as soon as you arrived, I would pull you close and whisper in your ear "I have a Swanson TV dinner with your name on it" and I would proceed to fill a wine glass with Welch's grape juice.

Unfortunately, you are most likely not the person in your profile picture. If you are within 200 lbs of this person (and a female of course) send me your real image, I am flexible.
Posted by jbend
Member since Nov 2014
109 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:47 pm to
If I was giraffe, I'd slap my neck against a 1000 other giraffes just so I could establish dominance over the herd and then proceed to ask you out
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136793 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:48 pm to
I got netflix. You got chill?
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Pics of ATM receipts


What's the going rate for arse to mouth?
And what kind of hooker gives receipts?
Posted by broeho
Atlanta, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
1815 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

If I was giraffe, I'd slap my neck against a 1000 other giraffes just so I could establish dominance over the herd and then proceed to ask you out





gonna try this one out rn
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:51 pm to
Roses are red rattlesnakes bite lets go on a tinder date tonight ;)
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18551 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:54 pm to
I had a chick just straight up say "I don't want to talk. Either I'll screw you or I won't. Send dick pics or gtfo." I declined. My tinder dates have usually been "hey, you want to go see a movie?"
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12447 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:56 pm to
I'm gonna bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information.
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