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cbree88
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Houma
Member since Feb 2010
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What's your best cropdusting story?
It could be you doing the cropdusting or somebody else victimizing you with their stench.

Mine was at a dance in college when I cropdusted some of the people on the dance floor and cleared out a section of it. It was pretty hilarious to see everyone getting out of there. Lol

The worst I've ever been cropdusted was by a black lady at JC Penney one time. It smelled like straight up rotten egg. Just a case of being in the wrong place at the wrong time


jimbeam
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University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
45168 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
Got hit with rice seed dropped by a crop duster while in a crawfish boat before. Can't grow no damn rice in a crawfish boat baw


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tigerman03
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Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3365 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
My science teacher crop dusted me passing out tests in grade school once


Rize
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re: What's your best cropdusting story?
I shite in my car today, got out, got back in and thought something died in there


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Mr.Perfect
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Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
14028 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
Ripping before walking out of an elevator.

If people are there when the door opens it's like Schrodinger's Cat


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MeridianDog
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Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
8106 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
Going down H61 from Benoit to Greenville and had one miss the front of the truck by maybe 40 feet as he flew under a power line and straight across the highway. Scared the hell out of me. I wasn't paying attention.


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cbree88
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Houma
Member since Feb 2010
993 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
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My science teacher crop dusted me passing out tests in grade school once


Lol. Hopefully you called your teacher out.


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JackieTreehorn
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Member since Sep 2013
971 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
I blew an SBD right into the face of a girl on Marta sitting across from me who was reaching down to pick a bag up as I walked by. Burned my a-hole so I know it was a goody.
This post was edited on 10/5 at 7:46 pm


Spankum
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Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
44122 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
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My science teacher crop dusted me passing out tests in grade school once


funny shite right there...


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TheHarahanian
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Duh
Member since May 2017
654 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
Hartsfield Airport in Atlanta was my domain back in my traveling days. I took out my anger at Delta on people up and down the terminal.

A co-worker ran into me there once and commented that I “had the power of Greyskull”.


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foshizzle
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Member since Mar 2008
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re: What's your best cropdusting story?
I work in DC as a contractor with a number of cabinet-level agencies, so I occasionally encounter someone very well-known to the public at work.

So I was in an elevator by myself leaving the office to head home. It was pretty late (around 9-ish) and figured nobody else would be in the office so I let it rip just before I arrived at my floor. Silent but deadly.

The doors opened and I exited the elevator. Ben Bernanke walked in and the doors closed. That's all I know.


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TDcline
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Member since Aug 2015
2402 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
Not so much crop dusting but...

While stationed in Jacksonville, NC we used to go party out at East Carolina (crazy hot college girls)

Anyway, we had been hanging out with this one group we had met the night before. Took the hot Asian girl home from the club and it was on.

Only one problem... I had to take a gigantic shite. There was no time to go anywhere else, so I used her bathroom. Stunk the whole room and hallway up.

Needless to say, I didn't crush any puss that night.


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cbree88
LSU Fan
Houma
Member since Feb 2010
993 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
quote:

blew an SBD right into the face of a girl on Marta sitting across from me who was reaching down to pick a bag up as I walked by. Burned my a-hole so I know it was a goody.


Yikes


TheFonz
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Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
4363 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
I don't cropdust. I napalm.


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CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
13113 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
I worked a job that had had an office about 3'x3' where the time clock and shop phone was. One day, about 2 weeks after I started my boss says, come in here I need to show you how to run these phones in case I'm not around and someone calls. So he opens the door and I walk in, He comes in right behind me and rips out she nastiest SBD i've ever smelt in my life. Then hurries up and goes out the office and holds the door shut on me. I damn near threw up in there. He got me pretty damn good. I got him back though, Next day we went fishing after work and I pushed his arse in the water when he was trying to net a redfish, it was an accident.


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Cwar11
LSU Fan
Shreveport
Member since Jan 2010
1050 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
I was in Gander Mountain in Texarkana after we ate some shithole Mexican food in texarkana. I farted in the middle aisle by the ammo section & watched people walk through the filth lingering in the air. Best reaction was a middle age lady who got a good whiff & breath of the vaporized shite. She looked as if she just ate a rotten sour lime. It was the highlight fart of my life. I love farting in empty elevators though.


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Hangit
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The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
6804 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
When I was young, a friend and I would hit Taco Bell at night, then gorge on leftover TB for breakfast. We had a large common area at work, about 40' x 60'. We would stroll across the common area when we had to fart and would try to gross out others.

One day a new kid of about twenty walked right through it, stopped and sniffed a few times, then said "Excuse me. Does anyone smell, like, raw sewage or something?"

I was pretty proud and laughed almost the rest of the day.



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USEyourCURDS
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Southeastern Louisiana
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FinebaumsHair
Auburn Fan
Monroe, La
Member since Aug 2017
871 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
My BIL evacuated the lower part of Beale St one time. I've never smelled a fart that strong and last that long in open air. Two minutes after he did it the natives were still saying "gotdamn somebody nassy arse done pursioned da damn air"


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Hopeful Doc
LSU Fan
Member since Sep 2010
10782 posts

re: What's your best cropdusting story?
Yesterday I farted, not realizing there was a box fan near me. Someone about 15 feet away called me out on it. Is "airmailing" a thing?


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