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What's up with the water park east of LC?

Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:32 pm
Posted by TexasTiger08
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:32 pm
It's near Iowa, LA and can be seen from I-10. I saw that thing slowly get built over the past ten years or so. It has a few slides, some cabana style buildings, etc...but I have never seen any signs of activity around there. What's up with that place?
Posted by Hammertime
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:34 pm to
It's opening soon!
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:35 pm to
I've heard it's tied up in litigation. The water filtration system he bought didn't pass the health department standards. Basically, it wouldn't catch the fake turds they used to test it and he has no money to replace it so he is suing the manufacturer or whatever.

Who knows how true that is, though. It's just a rumor a few people told me.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:35 pm to
I've actually been wondering this for years. I pass by it pretty regularly and I've never seen any work being done, just a depressing half finished water park.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:36 pm to
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just a depressing half finished water park.




Sort of a metaphor for your life
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:36 pm to
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:37 pm to
But it looks like it's missing a lot of shite you'd need for a water park. Parking lots, bathrooms, fencing, etc. Just slides in the middle of a field.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:37 pm to
it's kind of funny but sad at the same time

last i heard he put up all that stuff and it wasn't close to regulatory muster

he was basically like "Wait this is regulated?" and nothing has been done since
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:39 pm to
What did the fake turds look like? Were they solid or disolvable?
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:39 pm to
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Bottom line: some idiots built the water park in the middle of nowhere.


Thanks for that helpful link, that clears up the mystery.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:40 pm to
I put real turds in it the other day. Didn't hang around to see what happened
This post was edited on 11/20/16 at 7:40 pm
Posted by wallowinit
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Member since Dec 2006
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:40 pm to
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I don’t ever think it would never be open because of these permits, budget problems and the location being “lonely” far away from cities.




This post was edited on 11/20/16 at 7:42 pm
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:40 pm to
I just think it's unfair to shut down a park Bc of a turd unless it's really lifelike.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:40 pm to
I heard they couldn't get water there. Which you'd think they'd check when building a water park
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

quote:
quote:

just a depressing half finished water park.




Sort of a metaphor for your life



I may use that for my memoirs. I'll let you know.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

I heard they couldn't get water there.

i've heard that rumor, too

i don't really believe it
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:43 pm to
what an backasswards State


jesus
Posted by LucasP
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:44 pm to
I really want that to be true.
Posted by HurricaneDunc
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Posted on 11/20/16 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

I heard they couldn't get water there. Which you'd think they'd check when building a water park


That was the rumor here a year or two ago. Guy was fighting the parish on getting water piped in under the interstate. Couldn't agree who would pay for it.
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