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Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:14 pm to JazzyJeff
Married her
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:15 pm to JazzyJeff
Went to bed with a girl really drunk. Woke up in early morning hours and realized i pissed all over myself and on her sheets. I snuck out and left, oddly enough we are now married. #trashy
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:22 pm to JazzyJeff
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Way back when I was single and living the man-whore life here in Japan, I went to a popular club and picked up a fairly attractive lady and took her to one of the ubiquitous love hotels you find here.
After I made her toes curl, she went to take a shower and I got dressed and left before she was finished...meaning she had to pay for the room as well as deal with being ditched.
Well...a couple of weeks later I went back to the same club. And while strolling through the club checking out the ladies, my friend from two weeks earlier approached me and slapped the shite of of me for what I had done to her.
I apologized, bought her some drinks, put my considerable womanizing skills to use and got her to leave with me again and go to a love hotel.
And yes...I abandoned her again after I gave her a proper pounding.
I sometimes fell some shame about this. It was a dick move to be sure.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:23 pm to JazzyJeff
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:34 pm to JazzyJeff
Missing that old life. I get it, I'm 58. 
Posted on 10/19/17 at 10:35 pm to S
That's some funny shite rt there
Posted on 10/19/17 at 11:10 pm to JazzyJeff
PIIHB with no lube
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:00 am to JazzyJeff
Girl I lost my virginity to said she would only have sex if we were dating so I asked her to by my girlfriend. Next day we do the deed in the back seat of my car. Afterwards I drop her off at her place and as soon as she gets out my car, I roll the window down and say "I think we should just be friends" and drove off. Not my proudest moment looking back now 
Posted on 10/20/17 at 1:10 am to JazzyJeff
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And yes...I abandoned her again after I gave her a proper pounding.
and yet you stereotype and talk shite about black people.
while coopting the name of a famous black musician as your screen name.
you're fricking pathetic, and so is your lame arse story.
This post was edited on 10/20/17 at 1:13 am
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:08 am to the paradigm
Astrodome is still there, but nice try
Posted on 10/20/17 at 5:37 am to JazzyJeff
Yup. That was dickhead for sure........provided you aren’t full of shite. And, we will give you a pass on tagging the female sumo league 
Posted on 10/20/17 at 6:30 am to JazzyJeff
I must admit jeff you have brought the entertainment level up here on the OT
Posted on 10/20/17 at 6:31 am to JazzyJeff
You aren't as funny or witty as you think you are.
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