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What's the best practical joke you've ever played?
Posted by Ajo Devil on 3/16/17 at 10:12 am226
For me I would have to say it was this: In college I worked as a cook in a French themed cafeteria. One night I had to prep a bunch of roasts for the next day by trimming the fat off of them. As I was doing so, the blood from the roasts was collecting in the sheet pan I had them on. The chef, this Iranian dude named Akbar, came in and asked me if I was thirsty. I said yes so he went out to the front to get us a couple sodas. Well, the wheels started crankin in my head, so I grabbed a couple paper towels, soaked up some of the blood from the pan and cupped them in my hand. When ol’ Akbar came back in the kitchen, I let out a yell, threw down the knife and squeezed the towels so it looked like blood was streaming out of my off hand. Ol’ Akbar’s eyes got big as saucers and he turned white as a ghost. Then I started laughing and pulled the towels out of my hand. At that point, Akbar screamed in his Iranian accent “YOU DON’T PLAY THESE KIND OF TRICKS ON ME!!!” and threw both glasses of soda, smashing them against the wall.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by CaptainsWafer on 3/16/17 at 10:13 am to Ajo Devil
Claimed Rag was dead.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by Chad504boy on 3/16/17 at 10:16 am to Ajo Devil
wrote a block of text and tried to get people to read it.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by ThatMakesSense on 3/16/17 at 10:16 am to Ajo Devil
Told my parents I was adopted.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by poncho villa on 3/16/17 at 10:17 am to Ajo Devil
told her I pulled out
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by Kafka on 3/16/17 at 10:19 am to ThatMakesSense
quote:Motherfricker if anyone is going to steal old Woody Allen jokes it's going to be ME
Told my parents I was adopted
I called a friend to see if she wanted to meet for lunch but got her vmail instead. I left the following message:
"Yes ma'am, this is Doctor (my last name) from the free clinic. We've got your test results back and they came back positive. Please be sure to take come penicillin before things start falling off. If you have any questions you can call our office at (my office number)."
Little did I know that she had left the gyno's office about 30 minutes earlier. She listened to the message as she was driving down the road and almost wrecked trying to pull over to call the number back before she put together "free clinic" and my last name. The resulting call from her started with "You sonofabitch!"
"Yes ma'am, this is Doctor (my last name) from the free clinic. We've got your test results back and they came back positive. Please be sure to take come penicillin before things start falling off. If you have any questions you can call our office at (my office number)."
Little did I know that she had left the gyno's office about 30 minutes earlier. She listened to the message as she was driving down the road and almost wrecked trying to pull over to call the number back before she put together "free clinic" and my last name. The resulting call from her started with "You sonofabitch!"
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re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by Sody Cracker on 3/16/17 at 10:23 am to Ajo Devil
I officiated a wedding for a couple and signed their certificate. I am not a minister or in any way qualified to officiate a wedding. They are still "married."
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by Fat and Happy on 3/16/17 at 10:24 am to Kafka
So myself and 3 other guys got together and paid for this other buddy of ours to be the highest backer package for Southern University football.
And don't think it cost tons cause believe it or not, it's not that expensive.
Anyway, by signing the guy up for that package, he got tons of mail, they would call him for game day preparations and ask if he wanted a car to pick him up. He had a VIP area seat assigned to him and basically anything they could do to pull out all the stops for such a "serious" SU football supporter.
He would get so pissed of southern football weekends because the would get bombarded by phone calls and even had people come to his house to speak with him face to face about southern football.
One of the best drinking stories my friend group has to this day.
And don't think it cost tons cause believe it or not, it's not that expensive.
Anyway, by signing the guy up for that package, he got tons of mail, they would call him for game day preparations and ask if he wanted a car to pick him up. He had a VIP area seat assigned to him and basically anything they could do to pull out all the stops for such a "serious" SU football supporter.
He would get so pissed of southern football weekends because the would get bombarded by phone calls and even had people come to his house to speak with him face to face about southern football.
One of the best drinking stories my friend group has to this day.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by Malik Agar on 3/16/17 at 10:25 am to Ajo Devil
Messed with his Netflix so it keeps suggesting a bunch of OP level homosexual shows and movies. He still hasn't caught on because he keeps blaming the Netflix (((liberals))) for it.
This post was edited on 3/16 at 10:27 am
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by PuntBamaPunt on 3/16/17 at 10:29 am to Ajo Devil
We rigged my friend's car so that whenever she braked, "Who Let the Dogs Out" would play. All you need is thread, electrical tape, scissors, and a singing birthday card.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by FightinTigersDammit on 3/16/17 at 10:29 am to Ajo Devil
My Mom's brother was visiting us, and somehow wound up getting a DWI in Oakdale. I actually pranked called my Mom, pretending to be an Oakdale cop, and totally fooled her.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by whoisnickdoobs on 3/16/17 at 10:40 am to Ajo Devil
did the ole hanging bucket of water over a closed door trick to an old roommate.
It worked flawlessly but it wasn't him that went through the door, it was his gf at the time. Instant wet t-shirt contest on a very nice pair.
It worked flawlessly but it wasn't him that went through the door, it was his gf at the time. Instant wet t-shirt contest on a very nice pair.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by BayouNation on 3/16/17 at 10:42 am to Ajo Devil
It's been a while since I was in 6th grade.
re: What's the best practical joke you've ever played?Posted by Kafka on 3/16/17 at 10:45 am to BayouNation
quote:To paraphrase F. Scott Fitzgerald, "In the true dark night of the OT soul, it is always 6th grade."
It's been a while since I was in 6th grade
One time a girl I'd known most of my life and my girlfriend at the time, who were both 3-4 years younger than me, teamed up to cover my truck in post-it notes during the night. At the time I was just out of college and doing hurricane recovery work, putting in 84 hours a week. I was running late that morning so when I saw this at 4:30 am when I had a 1.5 hour drive just to get to work ahead of me, I was pissed.
So fast forward 3 months, I had some time off and I knew the girlfriend and some other girls were staying at this girl's parent's house. So that night I went to Walmart and bought a bunch of black windshield chalk. Then, at 2:30am, I drove out to the girl's house which was waaay out in the country. I parked down the street and ninja'd my way to her car. I then proceeded to color in all of her windows/windshield with black window chalk. The next morning, unbeknownst to me, the girlfriend's mom was pissed at her for some reason and told her to get home immediately. The girl she was staying with had driven her over there so she didn't have her car. That morning I woke up to a text that said "not funny". I just replied back "payback's a bitch".
So fast forward 3 months, I had some time off and I knew the girlfriend and some other girls were staying at this girl's parent's house. So that night I went to Walmart and bought a bunch of black windshield chalk. Then, at 2:30am, I drove out to the girl's house which was waaay out in the country. I parked down the street and ninja'd my way to her car. I then proceeded to color in all of her windows/windshield with black window chalk. The next morning, unbeknownst to me, the girlfriend's mom was pissed at her for some reason and told her to get home immediately. The girl she was staying with had driven her over there so she didn't have her car. That morning I woke up to a text that said "not funny". I just replied back "payback's a bitch".
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