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Posted on 8/30/15 at 10:14 am to Pectus
Being lazy
Posted on 8/30/15 at 10:15 am to purpleleaf
quote:
Flesh light
How would this help an alien if they have no dick?
Posted on 8/30/15 at 10:28 am to SundayFunday
quote:Haven't they been abducting farmers since the early '70s?
Human anatomy I'd guess
I'm pretty sure they've got us figured out.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 10:40 am to Pectus
How black lives matter. Alien privilege 
Posted on 8/30/15 at 10:41 am to Pectus
It's highly doubtful that we would have a similar Anatomy and similar climates/atmospheres. So I think our food and drink would be very different from theirs.
Give them beer and wings and we would be instant allies.
Give them beer and wings and we would be instant allies.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 10:58 am to Agforlife
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How to be SJW
I was thinking along those lines. We could teach them what not to do if one wants to become an advanced race - e.g., spending all of one's resources and time coddling the less-intelligent and genetically inferior (in a futile effort to make everyone happy and "equal"), rather than fostering the best and brightest of the species.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 11:26 am to Pectus
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If they traveled 3 million light years to come visit us to study us...what's one thing they wouldn't already know about the universe that we could teach them?
If they could travel 3 million light years then the only thing we could likely teach them is how deeply they can push the anal probes during the experiments they'll be conducting on us.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 11:43 am to Pectus
Anti-virus software
Raincoats
Raincoats
Posted on 8/30/15 at 11:48 am to Pectus
Football..all I got
Posted on 8/30/15 at 12:24 pm to Pectus
All the pointless crap that people obsess over. That would be eliminated in advanced society because it would reduce efficiency
Posted on 8/30/15 at 12:26 pm to Upperdecker
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All the pointless crap that people obsess over. That would be eliminated in advanced society because it would reduce efficiency
That didn't answer the question.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 12:31 pm to Pectus
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What would the new (aliens this time) Thanksgiving meal be like?
Posted on 8/30/15 at 12:32 pm to Rouge
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Democracy
Existencialism
The menage a trois
Those are three pretty good things.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 1:49 pm to Pectus
How to take a really good thing and completely frick it up.
That's one thing humans have perfected on every level.
That's one thing humans have perfected on every level.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 1:52 pm to Pectus
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You could make an argument that all media for the last 20 years is already in signals we send out into space.
So they already would know Tupac.
Practically everything on the internet would be available to them.
Maybe if they were parked nearby for a few years but not from their home world. It doesn't quite work that way.
So "Tupac" may still be a valid answer.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 2:03 pm to Pectus
Proper jelqing technique.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 2:26 pm to Pectus
deez nuts jokes
Posted on 8/30/15 at 3:31 pm to FLBooGoTigs1
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These aliens would have this world figured out in no time.
and realize society is doomed
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