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What's one thing Earthlings could teach to a super advanced alien race?
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:12 am
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:12 am
If they traveled 3 million light years to come visit us to study us...what's one thing they wouldn't already know about the universe that we could teach them?
Have fun with this!
My answer would have to be something very very esoteric.
Have fun with this!
My answer would have to be something very very esoteric.
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Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:14 am to Pectus
Hmmm. Advanced civilization meets near stone aged civilization.
I'll go with what happened last time. We introduce them to
Popcorn & Tobacco.
I'll go with what happened last time. We introduce them to
Popcorn & Tobacco.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:14 am to Pectus
PIIHB
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:15 am to Pectus
Tupac
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:16 am to Pectus
We'd teach them that they are all racist because of their advanced society privileges.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:17 am to Bullfrog
quote:
I'll go with what happened last time. We introduce them to
Popcorn & Tobacco.
What would the new (aliens this time) Thanksgiving meal be like? (assuming the aliens are "peaceful"?)
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:17 am to Pectus
Getting them a username and password for TD ASAP. Duh
These aliens would have this world figured out in no time.
These aliens would have this world figured out in no time.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:18 am to Pectus
Human anatomy I'd guess
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:19 am to John McClane
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Tupac
You could make an argument that all media for the last 20 years is already in signals we send out into space.
So they already would know Tupac.
Practically everything on the internet would be available to them.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:19 am to Pectus
Democracy
Existencialism
The menage a trois
Existencialism
The menage a trois
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:19 am to DanW1
quote:
We'd teach them that they are all racist because of their advanced society privileges.
exactly and that hard work being successful are signs that you are racist.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:21 am to FLBooGoTigs1
quote:
Getting them a username and password for TD ASAP. Duh
These aliens would have this world figured out in no time.
What if in their culture getting banned from something is how they get turned on.
And they post really crude things to get banned and get their sexual fix. And they spend the whole time being banned from TD, and when they are let back on they get pissed. Like they bitch out anyone who makes a reinstatement thread for them, and hope that no one vouches for them in the monthly reinstatement threads.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:22 am to Pectus
How to throw dat arse in a circle
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:23 am to Pectus
How to defeat our robot overlords.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:24 am to Pectus
quote:
Practically everything on the internet would be available to them.
So your drunken live thread of watching 50 shades has already been viewed by them?
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:25 am to Pectus
How to defeat our robot overlords.
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:26 am to stout
quote:
quote:
Practically everything on the internet would be available to them.
So your drunken live thread of watching 50 shades has already been viewed by them?
Yes. But not yet. Maybe in a few thousand years. Depends on how close they are to us.
Stout, you're smart. You know this. That information hasn't made it out that far yet!
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:29 am to Pectus
Probably the wheel
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:31 am to Large Farva
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Probably the wheel
That might very well be true.
They may have never had the need for wheels! And what if our need for wheels due to the terrain and gravity of our planet forced our technology tree the way it did to make us what we are into today...much much dumber than what we could have been if the wheel wasn't the best invention at the time.
This post was edited on 8/30/15 at 9:33 am
Posted on 8/30/15 at 9:32 am to Pectus
quote:Well, to travel interstellar distances by straight line, would take a while & space is cold so I hypothesize they would be cold blooded creatures. Reptilian.
What would the new (aliens this time) Thanksgiving meal be like? (assuming the aliens are "peaceful"?)
And it would take great logic to build & pilot these interstellar vessels. So I would further hypothesize they would be vegetarian and would not believe eating volitional creaures to be moral.
So I'll go with tofurkey, yams, spinach salad, roasted brussel sprouts, corn bread and pecan pie. With sweet tea.
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