What would you do thread.

Call my lawyer. Bill Gates isn't giving money to his kids, much less a stranger. There'd have to be some fricked up condition with the money.

hookers & cocaine. duh.

My brother in law is Bill Gates' wife's cousin (their grandparents are siblings.)

He doesn't even get money. He wrote to Melinda Gates after Katrina explaining their kinship and asked that the Foundation give $ to a NOLA charity and I doubt she ever saw the letter.

I would of course provide my routing numbers and wire the transfer fees to assist in the moving off the glorious funds into the account in my name. Providing all the legal contact specifics

I'd politely decline, as I have been fortunate of late. It seems a politically persecuted, wealthy, heirless, Baron's widow from an obscure, war-torn African nation has chosen to leave her vast wealth to me. Her holdings are in a security company presently, but I was assured that the $10,000 that I wired her should be enough to convince the owner to release the containers holding the funds, as the initial $5,000 wasn't quite enough.

I was skeptical at first until she explained to me that, thanks to the Benny Hinn religious program, Jesus now lives in her heart, and she wants the money to go to someone who will use it wisely. (I'm gonna buy one of those machines that lets you make your own sodas)

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