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What would I miss if I moved from U.S.A. to Greenland?

Posted on 4/7/16 at 3:47 am
Posted by bourne1978
USA
Member since Aug 2015
305 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 3:47 am
Greenland is not in the news like these other countries. But couldnt that be looked upon as a good thing?

Correct me if I am wrong, but Greenland would in no way ever be involved in WW3, right?


Posted by TJGator1215
FL/TN
Member since Sep 2011
14174 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 3:51 am to
Might as well save yourself the moving hassle and off yourself now. It's gotta be miserable there.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:00 am to
You'll miss actual green land.
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:00 am to
quote:

What would I miss if I moved from U.S.A. to Greenland?
culcha
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7540 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:01 am to
You'll miss seeing the sun on a regular basis.
Posted by Maverick01
Member since Sep 2015
581 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:03 am to
You'll miss the smile I leave on your moms face every night.
Posted by PenguinNinja
Antarctica (and Japan)
Member since Sep 2011
2081 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:16 am to
The sun.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131227 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:19 am to
Inuit women are not super hot.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65521 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:21 am to
What do you presently do in the U.S.A.?

If you camp out in your mom's basement on the Internet all day and night, you won't miss anything if you move to Greenland.

The OP reminds me of the old joke about a guy who needs his wrist operated on so he goes to an orthopedic and they discuss the impending surgery. At the end of the preop discussion, the prospective patient asks the doc,
"Doc, will I be able to play the piano after my surgery?"
The doctor answers "I don't see why not."
The patient says "That's odd, I never could before. Let's do it!"
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39031 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:30 am to
Thieves, from politicians to gutter rats. House trailers. Litter everywhere. SJW's.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68265 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:38 am to
you could give the ot live updates of the melting ice cap
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:40 am to
Pretty sure bikinis are not fashionable in Greenland.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:41 am to
Do you like to fish?
Posted by Mars duMorgue
Sunset Dist/SF
Member since Aug 2015
2816 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:51 am to
To see if Greenland's right for you, check out their top-rated morning TV show, "Greenland Today":
LINK
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131227 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:54 am to
The entire country is about as populated as Alexandria, La.

Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 5:55 am to
As long as you don't mind eating raw whale blubber, the good news is you'll get to club baby seals every spring
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
16146 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 6:09 am to
I flew over Greenland a few months ago. Very beautiful from 33k feet and that's the closest I want to see it
Posted by gazelles
Member since Apr 2011
1323 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 6:10 am to
svalbard is superior in every way
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18019 posts
Posted on 4/7/16 at 7:52 am to
Plenty room to play golf
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