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What would be your ultimate funeral for you?
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:15 am
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:15 am
Say you had six months left to live and you wanted to plan the ultimate funeral, how would you do it?
Would you do the Cheech and Chong style, be cremated and have your friends come over and smoke you?
Or would you have a Viking funeral. They place your body on a wooden raft, float you out to the middle of a lake and shoot flaming arrows at you.
Or some other way, shot into space, Navy burial at sea, etc?
Would you do the Cheech and Chong style, be cremated and have your friends come over and smoke you?
Or would you have a Viking funeral. They place your body on a wooden raft, float you out to the middle of a lake and shoot flaming arrows at you.
Or some other way, shot into space, Navy burial at sea, etc?
This post was edited on 5/18/15 at 2:16 am
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Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:16 am to theantiquetiger
Hookers and blow for everyone
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:22 am to theantiquetiger
I'm dead. Don't really care.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:28 am to glassman
Crawfish Boil in the spring...LSU bye week in the fall.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:31 am to theantiquetiger
Considering I'll be dead, I don't think it'll matter to me much.
This post was edited on 5/18/15 at 2:31 am
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:31 am to theantiquetiger
How would you know?
Do you go to church? Do you believe all that? Then you don't die, you go to heaven. But, I don't see to many people volunteering to go.
So, do you really believe, or is it just a back up plan?
After all that, just a wooden box and a hole in the ground.
Do you go to church? Do you believe all that? Then you don't die, you go to heaven. But, I don't see to many people volunteering to go.
So, do you really believe, or is it just a back up plan?
After all that, just a wooden box and a hole in the ground.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:33 am to theantiquetiger
No one is allowed to wear suits or dresses. Everyone must be in something comfortable. No sad music or video montages, just celebrating my life and listening to some of my favorite music while eating and drinking to their heart's delight. Then cremate me and put my urn by a window so I can enjoy the sun forever.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:36 am to theantiquetiger
If I outlive everyone I care about...Nuclear bomb under the casket. Take out all the bullshiters.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:36 am to xxKylexx
Hold on there champ. All that forever sunlight is a recipie for a nasty melanoma. You better put some sunscreen on that urn.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 2:37 am to SEClint
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If I outlive everyone I care about...Nuclear bomb under the casket. Take out all the bullshiters.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 3:38 am to theantiquetiger
Cremated then massive pron bomb on tRant on successive days.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 4:01 am to theantiquetiger
Slowly lowered into a vat of molten steel as the 'goodbye' theme from terminator 2 plays
Posted on 5/18/15 at 4:10 am to theantiquetiger
Posted on 5/18/15 at 4:21 am to theantiquetiger
A few words said, a prayer, maybe a song. My family could probably use the insurance money for something better than some elaborate funeral.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 7:20 am to theantiquetiger
Really nice wake lasting for 2+ days. I want them to place me laying face down in casket with no pants on and casket completely open so all you sumbitches can come by and kiss my arse.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 7:24 am to theantiquetiger
I'd "boy who cried wolf" that shite.
Fake my death then when everyone shows up, I'd show up to and be like "gotcha".
Then do that a few more times until people stop showing up. Then I'd really die and everyone would feel bad for not showing up to the actual funeral so they would have a make-up funeral. And I'd show up to that shite to and be all like "gotcha again you stupid frickers!".
Then I'd die for real, alone and unloved like it's supposed to be.
Fake my death then when everyone shows up, I'd show up to and be like "gotcha".
Then do that a few more times until people stop showing up. Then I'd really die and everyone would feel bad for not showing up to the actual funeral so they would have a make-up funeral. And I'd show up to that shite to and be all like "gotcha again you stupid frickers!".
Then I'd die for real, alone and unloved like it's supposed to be.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 7:27 am to Halftrack
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After all that, just a wooden box and a hole in the ground.
Against the law.
Hope they arrest your dead arse
Posted on 5/18/15 at 7:28 am to theantiquetiger
Japan currently has a problem with people hiring strippers to dance at funerals.
Posted on 5/18/15 at 7:29 am to jmarto1
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Japan currently has a problem with people hiring strippers to dance at funerals.
What's the problem? The strippers don't wanna do it or the funeral halls doesn't want to allow it?
Posted on 5/18/15 at 7:31 am to theantiquetiger
Funeral orgy, obviously.
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