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What the hell is wrong with shredded cheese bags?

Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:18 pm
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:18 pm
The opening on these things are so small. I can't even fit my hand in there. Any one else have this problem?

I'm think about writing an official grievance to the cheese makers. Do they think only women and kids are eating this stuff?
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:19 pm to
Shred your own cheese. Problem solved.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117678 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:19 pm to
It's a feat of strength.


You need strong fingers.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21363 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:20 pm to
Rub it a little at the top of the "v" then it will open right up. Be patient.



Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
20685 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:20 pm to
I'll remember that next festivus
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:20 pm to
Just find a woman to cook whatever you're making.
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
9999 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:20 pm to
You're not supposed to fit your whole hand in there and contaminate the whole bag of cheese, you nasty bastard. Pour out only what you need.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37316 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:21 pm to
I always cut the bag open and put the unused cheese in a larger ziploc bag. No way my dick skinners fit into a regular size shredded cheese bag.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
8181 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:21 pm to
Not being able to get your fatarse hand in the cheese bag isnt the worst thing!
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

You're not supposed to fit your whole hand in there and contaminate the whole bag of cheese, you nasty bastard. Pour out only what you need.


Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:23 pm to
I have pretty big, but not huge, hands, and I have no issue with this. This seems like a you problem.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65519 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:25 pm to
quote:

I'm think about writing an official grievance to the cheese makers.
I wouldn't mess with them.

Jesus said "Blessed are the cheese makers."

Sounds like they've got their eternal fates sewed-up.
Posted by Catman88
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
49125 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:27 pm to
Shredding your own cheese is infinitly better than that crap coated preshredded stuff in the bag.
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2008
18018 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:29 pm to
quote:

Shredding your own cheese is infinitly better than that crap coated preshredded stuff in the bag.



This. I'm generally not a food elitist, but I cannot stand the powder-coated shredded cheese.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8587 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:29 pm to
Who reaches in a bag of shredded cheese like its a pack of chewing tobacco? Shake out what you need!
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52995 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:37 pm to
You try Kraft, baw? I just stuck my grubby mitt in a couple of 8 oz cheese bags as a test and had no problems.
This post was edited on 2/29/16 at 6:37 pm
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:38 pm to
Shaking it out makes way to much of a mess. Plus I like picking out the exact amount I want.
Posted by Dale Murphy
God's Country
Member since Feb 2005
24457 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:39 pm to
quote:

Who reaches in a bag of shredded cheese like its a pack of chewing tobacco?


I was born and raised in Bawcomville and I don't even do that.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:41 pm to
You're not supposed to put your filthy rat paws in the bag idiot.
Posted by PocketAces
Member since Apr 2015
2207 posts
Posted on 2/29/16 at 6:42 pm to
You put you hand in a bag of chips? Or do you shake those out also?
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