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What the heck is up with people needing service dogs for anxiety?

Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:41 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:41 pm
I've seen this three separate times in the past couple of months. Each time the individual could see perfectly fine.

One person is a family member of a friend. My friend told me his cousin has anxiety issues, so her family took her to a series of doctors which all told them their daughter is perfectly fine and simply needs to grow up, but that didn't solve their 22 year old daughter from behaving like a frightened snowflake baby. Literally a 22 year old baby!

So another doctor said the only thing he could recommend is a "service dog". Her family purchased a highly trained service dog at an insane cost (thousands of dollars) to be her emotional companion.

Everywhere she goes the damn dog goes, yet several doctors have said she's just fine but scared to grow up.

By the way...you guessed it...she's fat. And she acts so awkward that she's ostracized herself from her family and is incapable of making friends because she's an adult baby.

She's actually embraced this mental weirdness for so long that people are convinced she's legitimately crazy at this point.

She exists in her own world and her only friend is her service dog which is as expensive as a new car and she lives on the taxpayer dime in an assisted living facility.

She's 22 years old.

All she does is Facebook and play video games all day long and act as if everyone should pity her.

What...the...frick?!!!
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:43 pm to
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mizzoukills


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What...the...frick?!!!
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97607 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:43 pm to
This thread again?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134837 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:44 pm to
Your ignorance gives me so much anxiety that I'm literally shaking. Where's my coping giraffe?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:45 pm to
This thread again???

What are you talking about?
Posted by Tino
:yawn:
Member since Dec 2004
86225 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:46 pm to
Only way this topic could be more unoriginal is if you asked if service dogs are trashy
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40362 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:46 pm to
Dogs give me anxiety, no one seems to give a shite about that though.
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14555 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:46 pm to
Liberals

Poli board
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:49 pm to
I wounder if I could get a Service Orangatang for my temper and impatience management.

Name him Clyde like in Every Which Way but Loose
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:49 pm to
Hey frick you I have to bring my chihuahua with me everywhere in case my restless leg syndrome becomes a problem.
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2541 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:51 pm to
so your saying if I say I have bad anxiety I can sit inside and play video games all day and get a new highly trained dog and it everyone will be fine with it? frick sign me up
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:51 pm to
I need to watch Every Which Way but Loose again

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:51 pm to
It's carrying the xanax for them.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15495 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:52 pm to
They are not service dogs and wish people would stop calling them that... They are emotional support animals. They do not qualify for the same protections as ADA service dogs.
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45189 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:54 pm to
The dog makes your cousin slightly more bearable to be around
Posted by The Ostrich
Member since May 2009
2541 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 6:56 pm to
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They are not service dogs and wish people would stop calling them that... They are emotional support animals. They do not qualify for the same protections as ADA service dogs.

Damn man are you service dog? stolen valor isn't a joke completely agree...than you for your service
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 7:01 pm to
I have a female friend who basically has an uncertified service dog. She's been through a lot of shite, has diagnosed PTSD. The dog helps her immensely. If she doesn't sleep with it, she doesn't sleep.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 7:04 pm to
Someone brought a service duck for anxiety to my job a while back. No joke, that thing was quacking away and I'm like what tha frick??
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 7:06 pm to
Like Daniel the Duck? That's a little ridiculous.

Posted by Wimp Lo
My nipples look like Milk Duds
Member since Aug 2016
4548 posts
Posted on 12/12/16 at 7:09 pm to
I've had it with these mother ducking ducks in this mother ducking plane!
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