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What makes men happy. Is it really this simple?

Posted on 2/10/16 at 5:57 pm
Posted by brodeo
Member since Feb 2013
1850 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 5:57 pm
Food
Sex
Sleep

I theorize that providing any man with these three things will make him pretty damn happy. For women, it's a much shorter list:
Ownership of things other women want.

Now, those things change and vary with time, but the basic tenet remains the same.

What say ye?
Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
9312 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 5:58 pm to
Spending time with my kids.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98723 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

What say ye?


Post less.
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2511 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:01 pm to
Beer on a patio in the spring time!
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:01 pm to
If that's all it takes to make you happy, I envy you. I need career success, my girlfriend to be happy and taken care of, good friends, good health and a healthy family to consider myself really happy.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

What say ye?
say "ye" less
Posted by Gr8t8s
Member since Oct 2009
2579 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:09 pm to
All three of those things....well, definitely 2, are biological necessities. That's like saying "air makes me happy".
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19244 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:12 pm to
money
Boobs
that little slit of heaven
beer
big bucks
football
fishing
golf
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:13 pm to
food is a necessity. it doesn't make me happy.
sleep is a necessity. it doesnt' make me happy.
sex makes me happy.

other things that make me happy:
accomplishments
seeing my family and friends accomplish things
comedy
adventure
puzzle solving
buying cool stuff
Posted by Random LSU Hero
2014 NFL Survivor Champion (17-0)
Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:14 pm to
Birdies
Eagles
Soft Bets with Hacks
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18636 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:14 pm to
having someone you love actually love you back. i didn't realize how great that was until it was too late.
This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 6:18 pm
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:16 pm to
Any time I can watch Nick Saban lose.
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45084 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

food is a necessity. it doesn't make me happy.
sleep is a necessity. it doesnt' make me happy.


Wut
This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 6:27 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259902 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

food is a necessity. it doesn't make me happy.
sleep is a necessity. it doesnt' make me happy.


Agree. I do these two because I have to.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:32 pm to
1. Suck his dick.
2. Play with his balls.
3. Make him a sandwich.
4. Don't talk too much.

Dave Chappelle knew what he was talking about.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

food is a necessity. it doesn't make me happy.



What the frick
Posted by Seldom Seen
Member since Feb 2016
39990 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

food is a necessity. it doesn't make me happy.
sleep is a necessity. it doesnt' make me happy.



That must suck. I love eating and sleeping.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:35 pm to
A man could be happy in a shitty house or apartment with a shitty car as long as he had a shitter, decent bed, food and beer in the fridge, and women to have sex with. The conundrum there is we have to get all the gadgets and nice things to get the women.
This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 6:36 pm
Posted by WAR TIGER
Death Valley
Member since Oct 2005
4055 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:38 pm to
I'll make your girlfriend happy and take care of her. Is she hot?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:38 pm to
Because they are biological necessities they are hardwired into our being to be some of the most simply pleasurable human experiences. I don't think there is anything more simply satisfying than a good night sleep, a great meal, and great sex. Of course there is a more complex side of life, but those are the great simple pleasures that are available to the vast majority of people. A great key to happiness is taking life day by day, not getting too overwhelmed by the stress, and not taking for granted the simple things.
This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 6:39 pm
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