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mr. penguin
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7209 posts

What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
go.


thelsutigers
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Dallas, TX
Member since Nov 2009
3309 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
WZUP ?



Rouge
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re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
hey little girl. want some candy?


terd ferguson
George Washington Fan
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Member since Aug 2007
90689 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
It's not gonna suck itself..


mr. penguin
USA Fan
Member since Jun 2009
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re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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hey little girl. want some candy?


The Sad Banana
Chicago Cubs Fan
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
88705 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
What's crackin?


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mr. penguin
USA Fan
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re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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It's not gonna suck itself..


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mylsuhat
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NOLA
Member since Mar 2008
42259 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
Nice shoes, wanna frick?


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John Merlyn
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2009
2203 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear.

Broad: Wrong, I AM wearing panties.

Oh, must be an hour fast.


The Cable Guy
Iowa State Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9692 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
You got a library card? Cause i'm checking you out.



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Springlake Tiger
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Uptown
Member since Aug 2006
12717 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.


TyOconner
LSU Fan
NOLA
Member since Nov 2009
10395 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
I got 200 dollars and some ambien, what you wanna do?


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BBMcGee
LSU Fan
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
25788 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.


I have actually had this used on me. Didn't work, FWIW.


mr. penguin
USA Fan
Member since Jun 2009
7209 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear.

Broad: Wrong, I AM wearing panties.

Oh, must be an hour fast.




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mr. penguin
USA Fan
Member since Jun 2009
7209 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.


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Bien Fou
LA-Lafayette Fan
Laffy
Member since Jul 2009
2038 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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How much does a polar bear weigh? Now that we have broken the ice, i am ______.


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CocomoLSU
Penn State Fan
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
135219 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
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hey little girl. want some candy?

You a-hole...that's my line.



How bout "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


BBMcGee
LSU Fan
TEAM BOOB
Member since Dec 2008
25788 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
quote:

hey little girl. want some candy?


I thought that was Brag's line??


GarmischTiger
LSU Fan
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
5932 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.


etm512
LSU Fan
Mandeville, LA
Member since Aug 2005
16624 posts

re: What is your best one-liner/ pickup line?
quote:

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, i am ______.


FIFY


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