I stole a barber shop pole in high school from a barber shop. I later heard a sweet old man owned the shop. He replaced his antique barber poll with just a painted piece of plywood that looks like a barber pole.
I feel bad when I drive by his shop. But I also restored the pole, got it working, cleaned off the bird shit, and repainted it.
HubbaBubba LSU Fan RIP - los angeles tiger Member since Oct 2010 9622 posts Online
re: What is the worst thing you have ever done to a person(Posted by HubbaBubba on 4/7/13 at 2:02 am to NATidefan)
I met a woman at a bar who was chatty. She told me her son worked at a particular business as a key executive. Of interest to me was that the business her son worked at had another key executive, who is (was) the wife of an a-hole who had cheated me out of a very large sum of money.
I said to the woman, "Oh, I bet your son knows (name withheld), the VP of Marketing, the poor dear." She replied, "Of course he does. He's mentioned her name to me. Why do you say 'poor dear' about her?"
I looked her in the eyes and waited to respond. I gave her a pregnant pause, and then blurted out, "Because her husband is gay and she doesn't know it."
The woman looked a bit shocked and then said, "Why would you think her husband is gay?"
"Oh, I probably shouldn't tell you. I've never told anyone, but I met him at a trade show in Vegas. I thought I could do some business with him, so invited him to dinner to talk business. He had a bit too much to drink and he made a pass at me."
She said, "maybe you misread him."
I said, "It's difficult to misread someone's intent when he grabs at your cock."
She said.... "Oh! Wow!"
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I left it at that. I figured it wouldn't take too long for the rumor to start. It didn't. Not sure what happened but it's been less than a year since that incident at the bar, and I just learned a month ago that he and his wife are now getting a divorce.
poncho villa Ole Miss Fan Monroe/Baton Rouge/New Orleans Member since Jul 2010 8216 posts
re: What is the worst thing you have ever done to a person(Posted by poncho villa on 4/7/13 at 3:16 am to NATidefan)
I use to call a girl named "anna" manna for the longest time. She was a beast and liked me but anytime she said anything to me I would say "shut up manna". I guarantee she went home every night and cried herself to sleep.
RealityTiger LSU Fan Baton Rouge, LA Member since Jan 2010 12085 posts
re: What is the worst thing you have ever done to a person(Posted by RealityTiger on 4/7/13 at 8:29 am to NATidefan)
You would make that old man's day and get a little personal redemption if you simply went to his shop and dropped the pole off on his doorstep. Even better would be to go in person and tell him that you stole it years back and couldn't live with that, and volunteer to put it back up for him.
BobABooey LSU Fan Parts Unknown Member since Oct 2004 1803 posts
re: What is the worst thing you have ever done to a person(Posted by BobABooey on 4/7/13 at 8:36 am to rebeloke)
In fifth grade, we had a card exchange for Valentines Day. I wrote the most insulting, vulgar things you can think of in several cards. On the bus ride to school, I put a few in the bag one of my friends was using for his cards because he was in a different home room and I thought this would throw people off my trail. Well, I executed the plan and sat back. Soon after the exchange, the other home room teacher came to our room and had a talk with our teacher. They asked everyone to take out a sheet of paper and write the letter T. On all the cards, I made a very distinctive T that I don't use normally. The results of the T Test were inconclusive so the teachers decided to try to interrogate the class for leads. One girl said "I got that same card from someone else!" My mind raced to remember if I made sure to use cards that didn't go to anyone else with my real name on it. I thought the gig was up. The kid said "Craig sent it to me!" Immediately, another girl in the class said "Yeah! Craig looked at me funny earlier!" What a relief. Craig protested his innocence as he was escorted out of the room for further questioning.
I didn't tell anyone that I did that until several years later in high school.
I've done worse things that I don't dare write about here but I've tried to make amends for them and I know there's probably a nice little spot in Hell waiting for me.
tigersownall LSU Fan Thibodaux Member since Sep 2011 5815 posts
re: What is the worst thing you have ever done to a person(Posted by tigersownall on 4/7/13 at 10:19 am to BobABooey)
That's a fricking riot. There was a kid that came into my class in second grade until 7th. He was really fricking weird. My friends messed with him real hard, but it was mostly me. At the time I thought I was the next stone cold Steve Austin so I would practice all my wrestling moves on him. Choke slams, what have you. One time he punted a soccer ball at the back of my head. He claimed it was an accident. I chased him and put him into a sleeper hold until his face turned purple. Fast forward a few years he is getting fricked with so hard at p.e. he's in the corner of the gym crying saying he wants to die. Soon he left. For years I felt bad. I finally got to apologize to him when he started soliciting me for weed. Another kid. I'll even name drop. Patrick Shapiro. Came to my class in 8th grade. Big fricking dude but I swear he had to be retarded. He and the teachers claimed he wasn't. Of course he sat next to me and in front of my buddy. We would slap the shite out of this dude all day in class. He literally had no friends. We used to frick with another little shite in middle school and give him noogies till he was close to crying. Had a fat chick named Tara that also acted borderline retard. We would call her arat to piss her off. One time on a field trip her mother hit me. Fortunately I'm a really nice person now.
re: What is the worst thing you have ever done to a person(Posted by wegotdatwood on 4/7/13 at 11:26 am to tigersownall)
A friend of mine made a sex tape with his now ex. After she cheated on him, he sent the tape to her parents. He sent it under a family members name and told them to watch it on Xmas (a half way common thing for this family.)
So, her family pops in the disc and what do they see? Their daughter talking dirty, blowing a dick, and then getting boned.
As for me, I made fun of someone through school quite a bit.