As bad as I feel, I still chuckle about it from time to time. Yes, I am a dick.
quote:. That's so non-OT.
I'm trying to be nice today
There was the really fat chick on the ID. I said who is this fat chick? She look at me like I was the biggest bastard. It was her before she lost a ton of weight.
Sex with best friends gf.he forgave me
once in first or second grade i sneezed really hard and might have let out a pfffft simultaneously.... everyone looked toward my desk and the desk next to me. i was mortified and blamed it on the smelly kid in class, robert, who sat next to me. everyone laughed and called him "smelly butt bobby." he never told my secret.