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re: What is the craziest thing you ever experienced at Mardi Gras?

Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:26 am to
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21909 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:26 am to
Back when I rode in a parade in Houma, my best friend, who is a real tight arse, had some nice beads on. We walk into a strip club and this 35-40 year old bar made comes right up to him and says..... I want them beads. Hes like no we about to ride those are for my mom and my good friends. She's like I'll blow you for them. He said I'll give you one for a BJ. After some back and forth they worked out a deal. He would give her 2 long beads and $10 for a BJ. So they pull off into a little hall way, she does her thing, he does his thing and he finishes. When she walks back towards where we were she says..... Damn my neck is tired, that's the third dick I suck today. Not 2 minutes later a "regular" to the club walks in, older gentleman in his late 40-50s, he calls the woman by her name she walks over and starts french kissing him.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17037 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 6:53 am to
Took a picture of a blow-up doll. It was fully inflated.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97614 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:06 am to
Banged some poor bastards wife on the couch while he was passed out on the floor in the same room
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:09 am to
quote:

35-40 year old bar made


shaking my damn head
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108732 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:10 am to
I saw a lady show people her boobies... it was fricking wild.
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:12 am to
Some honkey whore was sitting on some sort of junction box type thing, that was attached to a street light, while getting eaten out by a gangster black guy. This was at about 2pm in the middle of Bourbon Street.
This post was edited on 2/10/16 at 7:14 am
Posted by AmOutlawBR
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
1153 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:15 am to
I've also seen a 40ish year old super fat women getting railed on the sidewalk of Bourbon Street by a super hammered frat looking 22ish year old guy.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97614 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:22 am to
I fricked this black chick in the arse at a strip club only to walk out in the light and figure out it wasn't a chick
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:27 am to
Same thing happened to me, but I was giving a BJ...boom was a guy. Didn't know until after.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
26963 posts
Posted on 2/10/16 at 7:46 am to
One of many fights.

The cops smash it up. Leaves one Vietnamese dude in the middle of Bourbon. He goes fricking Jackie Chan/Bruce Lee. Cops are around him and he starts screaming. Shadow fighting with HIGH spinning toe kicks! Everybody is cheering each move. He never lands anything. The cops just wait until he lands from a jump and take out of my view behind a police van or transport. All I could see was the truck shift as he got slammed into the side. The crowd went "OOOOOHHHH!"

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