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What do you consider the best "Cards Against Humanity" white card?

Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:57 am
Posted by BeauCephus307
Washington, LA
Member since Jan 2007
2659 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 8:57 am
The one they you are pretty confident you'll win with every time?

I gotta go either Two Midgets Shitting in a Bucket or Coat Hanger Abortion.
Posted by Jobin
Member since May 2009
3471 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:00 am to
Jerking off into a pool of children's tears is usually a pretty solid choice.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5594 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:05 am to
"pacman uncontrollably guzzling cum" is a good one
This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 9:06 am
Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:12 am to
The one that makes me laugh the most is "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS". I love it so much because it is complete nonsense, apparently it's from some video game, but no one (including me) knows what it's about. I just love it so much because it confuses the hell out of everyone, especially the black card reader of the round. I will often pick that card when someone uses it for a card dump when I've got the black card, and it truly pisses the other players off. It's a fantastic troll card.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51608 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:13 am to
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Jerking off into a pool of children's tears is usually a pretty solid choice.

Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32698 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:14 am to
"the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge" always is a good play.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32698 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:14 am to
I also like "David Bowie riding a flying tiger made out of lightining"
Posted by BeauCephus307
Washington, LA
Member since Jan 2007
2659 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:15 am to
quote:

The one that makes me laugh the most is "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS". I love it so much because it is complete nonsense, apparently it's from some video game, but no one (including me) knows what it's about. I just love it so much because it confuses the hell out of everyone, especially the black card reader of the round. I will often pick that card when someone uses it for a card dump when I've got the black card, and it truly pisses the other players off. It's a fantastic troll card.


Used it the other day with something about Mexicans it worked out great!
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:20 am to
Starcraft.

Idiots.
Posted by mglsu21
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2012
1260 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 9:53 am to
All my friends like the one with my name on it. They get really creative with it.
Posted by deSandman
Member since Mar 2007
969 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:11 am to
"Making the penises kiss" is the correct answer here.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:13 am to
Pac man uncontrollably guzzling cum is game over.
Posted by mxs1998
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2005
816 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:18 am to
"pixilated bukkake" FTW
Posted by ClydeFrog
Kenya
Member since Jul 2012
3261 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:18 am to
quote:

The one that makes me laugh the most is "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS". I love it so much because it is complete nonsense, apparently it's from some video game,


That's Starcraft, man. It's hugely popular and there are even live commentators at the tournaments. It's all about strategy.

The best guys (usually South Koreans) make six figures in annual winnings and sponsorships.

Korean Air even has Starcraft planes:

Posted by Fletch F Fletch
The Seat of Caddo Parish
Member since Jan 2009
6474 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 10:27 am to
Oh ok. Well, I've never been into video games but I am aware of all the big time tournaments and stuff...crazy world.

Also I do enjoy shmegma and pixellated bukkake because i get to explain the definitions with great flourish to girls who have no idea. Great feeling when you watch a friend wince in pain as you spend a good 45 seconds detailing these terms to his wife. You can see a little bit of that innocence he loves about her float off into space...
Posted by greystreettoker
work, most likely
Member since Apr 2011
3460 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:01 am to
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Great feeling when you watch a friend wince in pain as you spend a good 45 seconds detailing these terms to his wife. You can see a little bit of that innocence he loves about her float off into space


This post was edited on 5/9/14 at 11:02 am
Posted by h0bnail
Member since Sep 2009
7363 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:27 am to
We googled Tentacle Porn the first time we ran across it. I highly recommend.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:28 am to
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"the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge" always is a good play.



Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 11:51 am to
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All my friends like the one with my name on it. They get really creative with it.

So you did Holiday BS as well?
Posted by Them
People's Republic of Bozeman
Member since Nov 2008
11121 posts
Posted on 5/9/14 at 12:01 pm to
For some reason 'overpowering your father' really gets me. Maybe I have issues.
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