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HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
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re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+

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"I holed that record."


That too.

Dealbreakers:

Tattoos more than the size of a quarter and in a place not covered normally by clothing.
Bad teeth, but then she wouldn't be an OT9 with bad teeth, would she?
Stanky vag (knew a guy in college who was about to get with this chick named Angie - hers stunk so badly that it ran him out of the bedroom and back into the living room with the rest of party, nothing but boxers and boner).
Hammer toes/crow's feet - gross.
Fever blisters or anything with weeping pustules.
This post was edited on 11/18 at 10:14 pm


The Dude's Rug
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Gerdzfa
Member since Nov 2004
9477 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
Drugs



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brewhan davey
USA Fan
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
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re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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Smoking
Tattoos
Trashy attitude


I haven't turned down OT 3s with any or all of these qualities in the past


lsuwontonwrap
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2012
18983 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
Liar.
Smoker.
VD


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songofthesword
Arkansas Fan
lexington, ky
Member since Sep 2011
3582 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
ugly feet

drama. i don't do it. whatsoever.

drugs other than weed. I'm in NA/AA i'm not risking my sobriety over some pussy. i can deal with drinking though not heavily

overly religious.


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SilverSpurs13
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2011
1035 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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Recent felony convictions

quote:

Meth

quote:

Illiterate (maybe)


Jesus, what kind of trashy women do you deal with on a regular basis? I'm pretty sure no girl I ever talk to for more than 0.5 seconds will ever have any of these issues.


ETA: Mine would be overly-Republican, overly-religious, wants to get married and have kids right right away, and doesn't have a college education.
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chinhoyang
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
6676 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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Jesus, what kind of trashy women do you deal with on a regular basis?
Deal breakers usually implies that the person does NOT know people with these qualities.



SilverSpurs13
LSU Fan
New Orleans, LA
Member since Aug 2011
1035 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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Deal breakers usually implies that the person does NOT know people with these qualities.


Actually a deal breaker is a realistic scenario that you may encounter at any one time. Otherwise my deal breaker would be chicks that have crack babies. Yea, I don't plan on meeting chicks in a Baltimore ghetto. See my post above.
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Paedin
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Probably on a rig
Member since Apr 2012
1753 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
Smokers
Kids
Religon


kingbob
LSU Fan
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
23871 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
kids, smoking, drugs harder than pot, being an insufferable bitch, LOVING and watching crap shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives incessantly, being dumb as a post, being abstinent only, being a member of a Westboro Baptist-esque evangelical Protestant church, if she tries to convert me to being Vegan or vegetarian, STD's, having zero skills (aka can't do a single one of the following for herself: cook, clean, sew, knit, repair stuff, bake, make things, landscape, or garden), bad hygiene, being a downright lousy lay and never improving at all, never getting (or if getting, never appreciating) any of my jokes, and having no sense of humor.


ArRazElle
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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Lies about kids? Lie how?

I was wondering the same thing.


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WITNESS23
LSU Fan
Courtside
Member since Feb 2010
12119 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
being <OT10


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songofthesword
Arkansas Fan
lexington, ky
Member since Sep 2011
3582 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
i'm not going to say kids are a deal breaker, but she would have to be bad arse in every other category. they are just too inconvenient for me to deal with in any way. it's a huge detriment.


songofthesword
Arkansas Fan
lexington, ky
Member since Sep 2011
3582 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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kids, smoking, drugs harder than pot, being an insufferable bitch, LOVING and watching crap shows like Jersey Shore and Real Housewives incessantly, being dumb as a post, being abstinent only, being a member of a Westboro Baptist-esque evangelical Protestant church, if she tries to convert me to being Vegan or vegetarian, STD's, having zero skills (aka can't do a single one of the following for herself: cook, clean, sew, knit, repair stuff, bake, make things, landscape, or garden), bad hygiene, being a downright lousy lay and never improving at all, never getting (or if getting, never appreciating) any of my jokes, and having no sense of humor.
damn that sounds like my fat arse roommate i ahd when i was in my early 20's. bitch was 35 and this was her life story. every week i'd watch her fat arse bring some dude home friday, be all over him the entire weekend and by monday he couldn't run away fast enough. like you fat frick no one wants to date your lazy fat non cooking no skill having fat frick ass.
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ArRazElle
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2012
3862 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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I haven't turned down OT 3s with any or all of these qualities in the past

Yeah, I don't imagine anyone else here has either. You're the honest one.
This post was edited on 11/18 at 10:24 pm


Cecil D Diesel
USA Fan
Shaolin
Member since Mar 2011
8989 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
The ones previously listed.
Add: bad body odor/bad hygiene, consistently rude personality, consistently belligerent behavior, poor or no social skills.


Too Frat To Care
New Orleans Saints Fan
PMAC
Member since Mar 2011
6939 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
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What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+


Herpes or Aidz.


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GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Atlanta Braves Fan
Member since Jun 2011
13134 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
Yea I think I agree. Maybe not now. But In a couple years, if the girl was otherwise perfect, I would take on the instant-family


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brewhan davey
USA Fan
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
26164 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+


I'm very up-front with my posting.


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Aristo
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2007
2845 posts

re: What are your absolute deal breakers - even if girl is OT9+
Vagina looks like freshly sliced roast beef.


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