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What are some weird things you do in the gym?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:36 pm
I don't tie my shoes, and I kick them off and do almost all my sets on leg day (squat, leg press, DL, calves, etc) in my socks. Even standing shoulder press and things like that, I kick off my shoes.....it just makes me feel more connected with the ground.
I also do tricep push downs on the weighted dip assist machine. I know it makes me look like a little bitch, but that angle kills my triceps.
And I'm the only person I have ever seen in my gym who does SLDL with DBs. Again, I look straight bitch doing it I'm sure, but that exercise destroys my hamstrings like no other.
I'm sure some of you crossfit bros do some weird stuff inside Planet Fitness.
I also do tricep push downs on the weighted dip assist machine. I know it makes me look like a little bitch, but that angle kills my triceps.
And I'm the only person I have ever seen in my gym who does SLDL with DBs. Again, I look straight bitch doing it I'm sure, but that exercise destroys my hamstrings like no other.
I'm sure some of you crossfit bros do some weird stuff inside Planet Fitness.
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Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:37 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Fap before a good lift
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:38 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Flex in the mirrors and walk around looking busy
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:39 pm to djangochained
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Fap before a good lift
Fap after when your hands and arms are nice and shaky.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:40 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I let my sack hang out a little on purpose.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:43 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
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I don't tie my shoes, and I kick them off and do almost all my sets on leg day (squat, leg press, DL, calves, etc) in my socks. Even standing shoulder press and things like that, I kick off my shoes.....it just makes me feel more connected with the ground.
If you are doing this at a commercial gym during peak hours, then that's pretty obnoxious. Nobody wants your foot sweat on the leg press or all across the floor. Plus, I hope your feet don't smell particularly bad.
If you want to obtain more solid contact with the ground, then get some sturdier, flat-sole shoes (e.g. wrestling shoes, Chuck Taylors, Nike Frees, or legitimate weightlifting shoes).
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 1:06 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:43 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I make that Ronda Rousey mean/pissed face for some reason. I know I look dumb...I just can't help myself.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:44 pm to djangochained
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Fap before a good lift
I know this is a joke, but in truth any sort of sexual release spaced out an adequate amount of time before vigorous physical activity will actually enhance testosterone production in the testes.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:45 pm to saint amant steve
I have no idea how anyone works out in Chuck's, they're so fricking uncomfortable. I have heard great things about the Nike Free Trainers however, might have to pick me up a pair.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:46 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
I glare disapprovingly at the smelly muslims guy in the corner who don't wear deodorant and wear adidas from head to toe
This post was edited on 4/28/16 at 12:47 pm
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:48 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Flaunt my boner in the locker room
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:51 pm to xxKylexx
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I have no idea how anyone works out in Chuck's, they're so fricking uncomfortable. I have heard great things about the Nike Free Trainers however, might have to pick me up a pair.
I've never understood the appeal either, but most guys swear by them because of how sturdy they feel.
I've actually worn a pair of Nike Free Trainers for about four years now and after hundreds of visits to the gym they are still intact. It's actually one of the only Nike shoes aside from their basketball shoe or cleat lineup that seems to be worth a damn.
However, they're usually not cheap. See if you can get an older model on sale for 50-70$ rather than shell out $110+ for the newest edition.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:53 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Take my headphones out before I fart to see if it's going to be a loud one or not
Posted on 4/28/16 at 12:54 pm to GEAUXT
sniff the bicycle seats after the chicks have a spin class.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 1:08 pm to tigerinthebueche
If I find a locker with no lock on it, I dump all the contents on the floor. Get a lock.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 1:14 pm to DanMullins4Life
whats a gym?
Posted on 4/28/16 at 1:14 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Penis jerks. Very good for the penile muscle
Posted on 4/28/16 at 1:32 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Posted on 4/28/16 at 1:45 pm to mikrit54
I do this in front of the dumbbell rack. Just to stretch of course.
Posted on 4/28/16 at 1:47 pm to UFownstSECsince1950
Wear headphones and make eye contact with everyone.
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