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What Are Some Stuff Every Daddy Should Teach His Son(s)?

Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:18 pm
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:18 pm
- How to change a tire.

- My daddy use to give me a few sips of his beer every night when he drank his 6 pack, he told me it would help me not act like an idiot when I was drunk.

- And all daddies should tell their sons "sometimes you got to risk it for the biscuit".
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:18 pm to
Avoid OweO threads.
Posted by ell_13
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:19 pm to
I'm at the "don't play with it in public" stage.
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:19 pm to
how to secretly masturbate when mom's around.
Posted by OweO
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Member since Sep 2009
113890 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

Avoid OweO threads.


People should tell their kids to stay away from the word "soccerfut" because it means phediphile.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:21 pm to
How to ride a bike
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:21 pm to
> man calling his father 'daddy'
>
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79104 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:23 pm to
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> man calling his father 'daddy'
>




FWIW this is something I almost never saw after 8 years old or so in Georgia, but heard a lot in Alabama.

"Mah diddy used to say..."

It's weird
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:23 pm to
How to bullshite
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:23 pm to
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And from the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
It was the best advice that I ever had
It came from my wise dear old dad
He said "sit down punk I wanna talk to you
And don't say a word until I'm through
Now there's a time to laugh a time to cry
A time to live and a time to die
A time to break and a time to chill
To act civilized or act real ill
But whatever ya do in your lifetime
Ya never let a MC steal your rhyme"
Posted by Choctaw
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77774 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:23 pm to
How to throw a baseball.

Nothing more embarrassing than seeing a teenager that throws like a girl
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:23 pm to


Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:23 pm to
How to drive, shave and shoot a gun.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
12056 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:24 pm to
How to shake a hand

How to look a man in his eye when making a transaction

How to treat a lady

Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10748 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:24 pm to
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diddy


So many diddies in NWLA
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:24 pm to
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What Are Some Stuff

Proper grammar is a good start. But that requires the dad to not be a retard, so. Just stick with the tire
Posted by bucknut15
Columbus
Member since Nov 2015
721 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:24 pm to
That only gays use the word daddy
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:25 pm to
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It's weird



It's almost as weird as a woman calling her man, 'daddy'. Every time I've heard that, I've noped the frick out.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:25 pm to
Don't use the term daddy after the age of 4.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 10/4/16 at 6:26 pm to
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What Are Some Stuff


Clearly, nobody taught you how to write.
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