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We no longer live in the Holocene Epoch...we now live in the Anthropocene Epoch

Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:16 pm
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:16 pm
Bye bye old Relative Geological Time Scale:
LINK

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Humanity’s impact on the Earth is now so profound that a new geological epoch – the Anthropocene – needs to be declared, according to an official expert group who presented the recommendation to the International Geological Congress in Cape Town on Monday.




Marked by the global signal of radiation from nuclear weapon detonations!

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The new epoch should begin about 1950, the experts said, and was likely to be defined by the radioactive elements dispersed across the planet by nuclear bomb tests, although an array of other signals, including plastic pollution, soot from power stations, concrete, and even the bones left by the global proliferation of the domestic chicken were now under consideration.
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 1:20 pm
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:17 pm to
You're gottdamn right
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123814 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:17 pm to
So then she says to me, "Triassic? But I'm barely even Cretaceous!"
This post was edited on 8/30/16 at 1:19 pm
Posted by heypaul
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Member since May 2008
38099 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:17 pm to
IKR?
Posted by USEyourCURDS
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:18 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/28/19 at 9:48 am
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136773 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:18 pm to
This thread is epoch

Also, I'm going to need a link
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63145 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:31 pm to
This will always be the post-Tupac Age to me.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:32 pm to
Posted by Tigeralum2008
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:35 pm to
you know when the new epoch should be declared?

1776!!!


Posted by TexasTiger90
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Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:39 pm to
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52821 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:44 pm to
He really gets his rocks off with these threads.
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89453 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:48 pm to
quote:

you know when the new epoch should be declared? 1776!!!


Americoscene

frick yeah!

Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38719 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 1:52 pm to
As someone interested in geology, I can't argue with the idea.

All geologic time periods are classified by certain markers and the ones listed...

quote:

to be defined by the radioactive elements dispersed across the planet by nuclear bomb tests, although an array of other signals, including plastic pollution, soot from power stations, concrete, and even the bones left by the global proliferation of the domestic chicken


Will be set in stone...
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65423 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:06 pm to
Old News Old Boy, you got the deets wrong though-



Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:11 pm to


Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17318 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:14 pm to
cool
Posted by Notro
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Member since Sep 2011
7879 posts
Posted on 8/30/16 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

you know when the new epoch should be declared?

1776!!!




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